Tag Archives: Haunted House

Mirror, Mirror…WTF?

Posted on July 18, 2017 by Austin

I very rarely go up into the attic of The House on the Hill, Modern Philosophers, because that’s where the ghosts are. The Woodburys were the original owners of my home.  The clan was wiped out when a mysterious illness … Continue reading →

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Ghosts Refuse To Haunt Trump White House

Posted on March 6, 2017 by Austin

More strange news from the White House, Modern Philosophers.  It was revealed today that the ghosts that have haunted the building for over two centuries refuse to go anywhere near it now that President Trump has taken up residence. According … Continue reading →

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Trump’s White House: America’s Scariest Haunted House

Posted on October 12, 2016 by Austin

Halloween Season is in full swing in Maine, Modern Philosophers, and with Election Day a mere month away, it was time to vote for America’s Scariest Haunted House. With so many amazing haunted properties to choose from, this annual tradition … Continue reading →

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Are You On A First Date Or In A Haunted House?

Posted on October 10, 2015 by Austin

The Halloween Season has arrived in Maine, Modern Philosophers, and the All Hallows Society just send me an angry, somewhat threatening message to point out that I have yet to write a Halloween themed post. Since I don’t want to … Continue reading →

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Pope Francis To Turn Vatican Into Giant Haunted House For Halloween

Posted on October 29, 2014 by Austin

Originally posted on The Return of the Modern Philosopher:
The Partying Pontiff is at is again, Modern Philosophers! Pope Francis announced that he is throwing a lavish Halloween party on Thursday night, and turning The Vatican into the world’s scariest…

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Halloween Horror Panel Selects Humans As Scariest Beings

Posted on October 28, 2014 by Austin

The much anticipated Halloween Horror Panel was held at the Cross Insurance Center in Bangor today. A packed house gathered for what is referred to as the “Comic-Con of Halloween”.  Sponsored by the All Hallows Society, the Horror Panel is … Continue reading →

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Hauntings Skyrocket In Maine As Ghosts Gather For Halloween

Posted on October 24, 2014 by Austin

Originally posted on The Return of the Modern Philosopher:
You know that noise, Modern Philosophers, that wakes you from sleep in the middle of the night?  The one that sounds like nails scratching on the window?  Or like a low,…

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Celebrity Ghost Swap: Halloween Season Edition

Posted on October 7, 2014 by Austin

Mainers are getting another special treat this Halloween Season, Modern Philosophers, as are the tourists who are flocking to the state in droves to celebrate Halloween in all its glory. The producers of “Wife Swap” and “Celebrity Wife Swap” are … Continue reading →

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Crazed Pac-Man Eats Ghosts At Dozens Of Maine Haunted Houses

Posted on June 1, 2014 by Austin

“Waka waka waka…” Those sounds will now haunt Ghosts throughout Maine following yesterday’s maniacal rampage by Pac-Man, the former arcade game star, who has fallen on hard time ever since his eponymous game fell out of favor with the kids. … Continue reading →

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Ghosts And Realtors Join Forces To Jump Start Maine’s Housing Market

Posted on April 22, 2014 by Austin

According to reports released today, the Maine housing market is on an upswing. Through the first quarter of 2014, sales of new homes in Maine were up 29% from the previous quarter and a staggering 53% from the same time … Continue reading →

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