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Tag Archives: haunting
When Your Dreams Chase You
I’ve been having trouble sleeping again, Modern Philosophers. Some of it has to do with the weather, the stress brought about by the pandemic and turmoil in our country, and a fear that things might only get worse after Election … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged abandonment issues, divorce, dream interpretation, haunting, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, nightmares, Relationships, Sarcasm, satire
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Friday Night Think Tank: A Haunting Question
Happy Friday, Modern Philosophers! It’s been a long, exhausting week, and I am quite relieved to be out on the porch of The House on the Hill with an entire relaxing weekend ahead of me. Since it’s felt like something … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged afterlife, Death, Ghosts, haunting, Humor, Modern Philosopher, movie theater, Philosophy, Sarcasm, satire, Yankee Stadium
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The Ghost of April Snow
Once upon a time, There was A little girl Named April Snow. The other children Loved to tease And bully her. They told April She wasn’t real. They insisted That she didn’t Actually exist. “There’s no Such thing As April … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Poetry
Tagged April Snow, bullies, fairy tale, ghost story, haunting, Humor, Maine, Modern Philosopher, poem, Sarcasm, satire
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The Killer Was Watching…And Waiting
Originally posted on The Return of the Modern Philosopher:
Lucinda sat in the same chair she always did, sipped her favorite flavored coffee, and read a magazine that focused more on gossip than it did on actual news. This was…
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy, Writing
Tagged fiction, Halloween, haunting, killer, Modern Philosopher, murder, short story, Thriller
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I Advise You To Haunt It Out
Dear Modern Philosopher, I hope you are surviving this cold snap that is plaguing New England. Perhaps you could ask some of your Otherworldly Friends to rough up Snow Miser a bit and convince him to back off on the … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged advice, Ghosts, Haunted House, haunting, Humor, Modern Philosopher, reconciliation, Sarcasm, satire
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Hauntings Skyrocket In Maine As Ghosts Gather For Halloween
You know that noise, Modern Philosophers, that wakes you from sleep in the middle of the night? The one that sounds like nails scratching on the window? Or like a low, deep moaning? Perhaps like footsteps all the way on … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged fright, Ghosts, Halloween, haunting, Humor, Modern Philosopher, October, Sarcasm, satire, scary, spirits
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