Tag Archives: Headless Horseman

Scientists Downgrade The Great Pumpkin To Good

Posted on October 20, 2015 by Austin

Halloween Season is in full swing in Maine, Modern Philosophers, and we’ve just had our first controversy. The same scientists that downgraded Pluto from a planet to whatever the hell it is now, have decided to trick, rather than treat … Continue reading →

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I Advise You To Embrace Your Inner Headless Horseman

Posted on October 27, 2013 by Austin

Dear Modern Philosopher, I hate Halloween. I was born on October 31, but no one ever thinks of the day as my birthday.  All they care about is that it’s All Hallow’s Eve. It’s supposed to be my special day, … Continue reading →

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Three Chairs On A Porch: Two Lookers & An Average Joe

Posted on October 20, 2013 by Austin

Welcome back to The House on the Hill, Modern Philosophers!  I’ve been trying to space out episodes of “Three Chairs on a Porch” because they have been attracting enormous crowds, and I didn’t want to upset my neighbors. With Halloween … Continue reading →

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Headless Horseman Seeks Personal Assistant

Posted on October 15, 2013 by Austin

“You will be my eyes and ears.  Serious inquiries only!” The Modern Philosopher’s Classifieds have their first job listing.  When I returned to The House on the Hill after a long day away from writing, I was surprised to find … Continue reading →

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Heads You Lose…Again! Headless Horseman Miffed Over Transplant Gaffe

Posted on July 8, 2013 by Austin

Originally posted on The Return of the Modern Philosopher:
The Headless Horseman today announced his plans to sue Eastern Maine Medical Center after they refused to perform head transplant surgery when he arrived at the facility several hours late for…

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Heads You Lose…Again! Headless Horseman Miffed Over Transplant Gaffe

Posted on December 3, 2012 by Austin

The Headless Horseman today announced his plans to sue Eastern Maine Medical Center after they refused to perform head transplant surgery when he arrived at the facility several hours late for his appointment. “It’s like they decapitated me all over … Continue reading →

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