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Tag Archives: health insurance
Surrender Your Bodily Fluids Immediately!
I always expect Mondays to be challenging, Modern Philosophers, but this one caught me off guard mere moments after I walked through the front door at work this morning. No sooner had I put my lunch in the fridge and … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged angry nurse, health insurance, Humor, Ice Cream, losing your voice, Modern Philosopher, Monday, Sarcasm, satire, Sick, urine sample
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Melting Monday or Running Finally Pays Off
I apologize if I don’t seem myself today, Modern Philosophers, but it’s 83 degrees as I write this, and even though I showered after my run, I am still perspiring profusely through my toga. It was a ridiculous idea to … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Fitness, health insurance, Humor, Jerry Maguire, Modern Philosopher, running, satire
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