Tag Archives: health

Total Eclipse of the Gun Show

Big ideas and grand schemes take up most of the space in my head, Modern Philosophers, but it’s the little things that constantly keep my brain preoccupied. These tiny distractions then derail my progress towards total happiness, and I have … Continue reading

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Skinnier Guy Problems

Sunday was day one hundred of my new fitness routine, Modern Philosophers, and the bathroom scale rewarded my hard work by revealing that I’d lost 39 lbs. That means I’m more than halfway to my goal of losing 75 lbs, … Continue reading

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Giving Myself Permission To Chill

Consistency has been a big key in achieving my fitness goals, Modern Philosophers. If you want to be successful at anything, you need to be able to produce at a certain level on a regular basis. For the past three … Continue reading

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It Doesn’t Hurt To Just Try

Much like a twelve year old girl, I usually take a selfie after my morning run, Modern Philosophers, and post it on Facebook.  There are many reasons for this: The photo offers proof of life, and lets my friends know … Continue reading

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I Need Fuel, Bring Me Meats!

I’m quite impressed with something I did this morning, Modern Philosophers, and now you get to read all about it! I was off running, as I’m prone to do nowadays since I’m on this health kick, and my inner Flash … Continue reading

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Beat The Heat

It’s going to be a real scorcher in Maine today, Modern Philosophers! The weather wizards have looked into their crystal balls and seen a future where the mercury skyrockets to 91 degrees.  That’s wicked hot, as the locals would say. … Continue reading

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Holy $@#%, I Ate Ice Cream!

You’d better sit down for this one, Modern Philosophers. Come to think of it, you might want to strap yourself in.  If you don’t have straps, get your interns to hold you down. And if you don’t have interns, well, … Continue reading

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