Tag Archives: health

Bromancing The Scale

My Saturday posts are often about relationships, Modern Philosophers, but this one has nothing to do with dating. It is, however, about repairing an important friendship that has been estranged for many years.  Of course, I’m talking about my relationship … Continue reading

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50 Days of Fitness

To celebrate Day 50 of my new fitness program, Modern Philosophers, I went for a five mile run to make sure I’d rack up 50 active minutes on my fitness tracker. Yes, I do know how to party like a … Continue reading

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Fat Boy Slimming

Why, yes, I have lost some weight, Modern Philosophers.  Thanks so much for noticing! I’ve been as giddy as a schoolgirl at a One Direction Concert about the recent success of my new fitness program, but I’m also a Glum … Continue reading

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Sneeze Propelled Office Chair Rides

I was sneezing so hard and in such rapid fire succession at work today, Modern Philosophers, that the force generated sent me rolling backwards in my office chair. As the day progressed and the sneezes got more powerful, I improved … Continue reading

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Historians Blame The Pilgrims For America’s Obesity Problem

It took almost four hundred years, Modern Philosophers, but historians have finally placed the blame for America’s obesity problem exactly where it belongs… …with the Pilgrims! “Before the Pilgrims invaded our country, forced their way across our borders, and brought … Continue reading

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Burn Calories, Not Flags

I’m a little concerned with the state of the nation, Modern Philosophers. As I’ve been locked safely away in my basement bunker since Election Night, my information about the status of the country has been coming to me almost completely … Continue reading

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May The 4th Mile Be With You!

After months of lollygagging along my running route, Modern Philosophers, I decided to search my feelings and trust the Force. So this morning, I put on my Jedi robe rather than my running toga (I left the lightsaber at home, … Continue reading

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