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Tag Archives: health
Get Your Shots, It’s Werewolf Season!
We are neck deep in the Halloween Season, Modern Philosophers, which means it’s time for my annual PSA about the importance of getting your shots. Sure, a flu shot is very helpful this time of year, but if you’re in … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor
Tagged Halloween, health, Humor, Maine, Modern Philosopher, rabies, sarcasm, satire, werewolves
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Putting My Running Injury In Check
My slow, boring spiral into a life as a couch potato nearly drove me to madness, Modern Philosophers! I’m the first to admit that running isn’t my favorite activity. However, when I had it taken away from me by my … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor
Tagged Fitness, health, Humor, injury, Maine, Modern Philosopher, motivation, plantar faciitis, running, sarcasm, satire
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One Foot Equals Two Tons Of Anguish
I’ve always been good with numbers, units of measurement, and conversions, Modern Philosophers. That’s why I’m so proud to announce that I’ve come up with a new unit and conversion. I’m calling it the Monkey Boy Metric, in honor or … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor
Tagged Fitness, foot injury, health, Humor, Modern Philosopher, plantar faciitis, rehab, running, sarcasm, satire, sports injury
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Tearing Up The Road Less Traveled
I love waking up to the sound of rain, Modern Philosophers. It’s especially enjoyable on mornings when I don’t have to get up to go to work. This morning, I pulled on the covers, turned towards the bedroom window, and … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor
Tagged apocalype, Fitness, health, Humor, Modern Philosopher, rainy days, running, sarcasm, satire, solitude, vacation
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Could We Just Get Some Water?
I know there is a famous saying about not being able to fight City Hall, Modern Philosophers, but one should be able to make a reasonable request of those in the building, right? After all, my tax dollars do pay … Continue reading
Sweating On Both Sides Of The River
I have a horrible sense of direction, Modern Philosophers, and because of this, I hesitate to venture out to new places. You know, because I tend to either get lost trying to find the new place, or while on my … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor
Tagged adventure, Fitness, health, Humor, Maine, Modern Philosopher, Penobscot River, running, sarcasm, satire
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He Shall Wear A Crown Of Ice
I’m not sure if you’ve noticed, but Heat Miser has been making a real nuisance of himself this weekend, Modern Philosophers. Usually, it’s Snow Miser causing my life to be miserable, but he has apparently tagged in the evil red … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor
Tagged Fitness, health, Heat Miser, heat wave, Humor, life hacks, Modern Philosopher, running, sarcasm, satire
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