Tag Archives: Heat Miser

Beat The Heat

It’s going to be a real scorcher in Maine today, Modern Philosophers! The weather wizards have looked into their crystal balls and seen a future where the mercury skyrockets to 91 degrees.  That’s wicked hot, as the locals would say. … Continue reading

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Sweaty Trump To Build A Wall Around The Sun

Why in the name of Zeus is it so hot in Maine on September 9th, Modern Philosophers? I stepped out of my air conditioned office this evening and into 90 degree heat.  Maybe it’s a sign of End of Days. … Continue reading

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How To Beat The Heat Without Air Conditioning

The last two weeks have been hot, sweaty, humid, and disgusting in Maine, Modern Philosophers. Heat Miser is back and things are not going well at The House on the Hill because the place doesn’t have any air conditioning. So … Continue reading

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Heat Miser Is A @#$%^&

I make absolutely no secret of the fact, Modern Philosophers, that Snow Miser is my mortal enemy. We have been at war with each other for years (a very one-sided battle I might add!) ever since I stole (that seems … Continue reading

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Monday Morning Coffee Club: 3/23/15

It’s the first Monday of Spring, Modern Philosophers! And it’s 7 degrees. UGH! Clearly, Spring has not truly sprung yet in Maine, but at least the calendar tells us we are fast approaching that moment when Snow Miser turns over … Continue reading

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Heat Miser Reasserts His Family’s Dominance Over Poor Mainers

Just when you thought it was safe to go outside, Modern Philosophers… After months of suffering from Snow Miser’s relentless Winter War on Maine, Mainers are now dealing with an assault from his brother Heat Miser.  Temperatures have been sweltering … Continue reading

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Frosty The Snowman Missing; Last Seen Arguing With Heat Miser

Frosty the Snowman might be a jolly, happy soul, Modern Philosophers, but right now he’s something else…missing! The world’s most famous Snowman was last seen on Saturday night at the North Pole’s Jack Frost Lounge, where  Frosty had been celebrating … Continue reading

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