Tag Archives: heat wave

It’s Hot, I’m Cool

Walking around Like a bad ass In my Kylo Ren Tee shirt, Sweating in the Ninety degree heat, And being Totally cool With it. Why don’t I care That a heat wave Is scorching Maine And the sun Is relentlessly … Continue reading

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Sweaty Trump To Build A Wall Around The Sun

Why in the name of Zeus is it so hot in Maine on September 9th, Modern Philosophers? I stepped out of my air conditioned office this evening and into 90 degree heat.  Maybe it’s a sign of End of Days. … Continue reading

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How To Beat The Heat Without Air Conditioning

The last two weeks have been hot, sweaty, humid, and disgusting in Maine, Modern Philosophers. Heat Miser is back and things are not going well at The House on the Hill because the place doesn’t have any air conditioning. So … Continue reading

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Why Is Stephen King On My Couch?

I’ve lived in Maine for a delightful thirteen years now, Modern Philosophers, and The House on the Hill is strategically located only a few miles from Stephen King’s stately, easily recognizable mansion. Yet I’ve never once run into Maine’s most … Continue reading

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You Gotta Fight For Your Right To Party On, Wayne!

It’s almost 90 degrees as I welcome you to the Friday Night Think Tank, Modern Philosophers.  I’ve worked over 50 hours this week, and I plan to head back to the office tomorrow morning for a few more hours of … Continue reading

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It’s Hot As Hell!

“Why in the world don’t you have an air conditioner?” The Devil grumbled as he loosened his tie and undid the top button on his shirt. Of course, he still wore an impeccably tailored three-piece suit and looked like he … Continue reading

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What I Learned From The Heat Wave

The recent heat wave that turned Maine into a sweltering, sweaty desert seems to have finally passed, Modern Philosophers. Those of us who survived the near death experience really should form some Deep Thoughts on why we were chosen to … Continue reading

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