Tag Archives: heat

Dog Day Tuesday Afternoon

I was chased by a dog on my morning run, Modern Philosophers. This being Maine and the home of Stephen King, one always has to fear that the dog giving chase is either Cujo, or a beast that has risen … Continue reading

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Too Hot To Do Anything But Ramble…

Happy Hump Day, Modern Philosophers. It’s too hot to write anything that makes sense, and no one reads blogs anyway during the Summer, so I thought I’d just ramble for a few hundred words. “Gee, Austin, how is that any … Continue reading

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That 70s Run

It’s definitely not going to snow today in Maine, Modern Philosophers! It has been an absolutely gorgeous June day with temperatures in the 70s.  There’s no way Snow Miser and his cronies could survive in heat like this. The real … Continue reading

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If You Can’t Beat The Heat, Go Run In It Like A Crazy Person

Heat does strange things to me, Modern Philosophers.  While the cold and snow of Maine Winters upsets me, the heat just drives me a little mad and makes me kind of lose my mind. This morning, I decided to go … Continue reading

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Friday Night Think Tank: It’s Hot As Hell Edition

It’s Friday Night, Modern Philosophers, and it’s very uncomfortable here at The House on the Hill.  It was extremely warm today, and the heat has apparently decided to make itself at home here.  And so, I am preparing to run … Continue reading

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Heat Miser Returns; Turns Maine Into Sweaty Sauna

Heat Miser announced his return to Maine like the true showman that he is. Temperatures skyrocketed past 85 degrees and scores of Mainers, still bundled up in their Winter clothing, collapsed in the streets.  There were several reports of heat … Continue reading

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Speeding Up My Heart After My Run

The temperature was 81 degrees when I left The House on the Hill tonight to go for my run.  I did a little extra hydrating before I hit the road, and made a mental note not to push myself too … Continue reading

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