Tag Archives: heatwave

An Open Plea To Heat Miser

Posted on July 22, 2022 by Austin

Dear Heat Miser, As I’m sure your brother Snow Miser has informed you, I’ve been at war with him for a couple of decades over an incident that occurred while we were in college. I have long since tried to … Continue reading →

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Meet Joe Cool(er)

Posted on July 7, 2018 by Austin

In all the excitement about my screenplay news on Tuesday (He Said Yes To The Screenplay), I forgot to tell you about the other life altering event that occurred on the very same day, Modern Philosophers. After fifteen years at … Continue reading →

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Sleeping On The Couch: It’s Not Just For Troubled Relationships

Posted on August 18, 2015 by Austin

There was a time, Modern Philosophers, when sleeping on the couch would have meant that I was in the doghouse. Yet again. In fact, I’ve always equated a night spent on the couch as a very bad sign. It meant … Continue reading →

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Heat Miser Is A @#$%^&

Posted on August 17, 2015 by Austin

I make absolutely no secret of the fact, Modern Philosophers, that Snow Miser is my mortal enemy. We have been at war with each other for years (a very one-sided battle I might add!) ever since I stole (that seems … Continue reading →

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