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Has This Soul Been Misfiled?

“Has anyone ever been sent to Hell in error?”I asked as I reached into the cooler for a fresh bottle of Snapple.  “I imagine with billions of souls in play, an occasional clerical error must come up like in any … Continue reading

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Friday Night Think Tank: Play It Again, Sam!

Happy Friday, Modern Philosophers! I always feel like I’ve received a new lease on life when I crash through the doors of my place of work at 5:00pm on Friday.  It’s like  I’m an entirely different person because I don’t … Continue reading

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God Electrifies The Pearly Gates To Keep Out Zombies

Originally posted on The Return of the Modern Philosopher:
Apparently, Zombies don’t get to go to Heaven, Modern Philosophers. The Vatican announced today that God had electrified the Pearly Gates in order to keep out the herds of Zombies that…

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Friday Night Think Tank: What Happens Next??? Edition

It’s Friday night, Modern Philosophers, which means it’s time for another trip to the Think Tank. These weekly gatherings for the formation and sharing of Deep Thoughts have been really top notch lately.  Thank you all for participating. Grab your … Continue reading

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God Electrifies The Pearly Gates To Keep Out Zombies

Apparently, Zombies don’t get to go to Heaven, Modern Philosophers. The Vatican announced today that God had electrified the Pearly Gates in order to keep out the herds of Zombies that keep knock, knock, knocking on Heaven’s Door. “I’m told … Continue reading

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What The Hell? The Devil Took My Last Snapple!

All I could think about all day, Modern Philosophers, was clocking out, going home to The House on the Hill, and unwinding on the porch with an ice cold Snapple. So I wasn’t exactly thrilled when I found the last … Continue reading

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More Souls Choosing Hell Over Heaven Due To Cheaper Housing Options

The week from Hell literally earned that designation tonight when I returned to The House on the Hill to find The Devil, my most frequent uninvited house guest, making himself at home on my couch.  Not only was he drinking … Continue reading

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