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The Grinch Says 8 Days Of Hanukkah Are Just Too Tempting

Please keep an old friend in your thoughts and prayers this Holiday Season, Modern Philosophers. It turns out that The Grinch, that big, ugly, green, furry being with a compulsion for breaking and entering, has relapsed. According to reps for … Continue reading

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Thieves Surrender Once They Realize They Robbed A Sperm Bank

A crew of criminal masterminds (and I use that term ironically, Modern Philosophers) surrendered today to authorities in Southern Maine after they realized that the bank they’d robbed was a sperm bank. A spokesperson for the Portland Police Department told … Continue reading

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