Tag Archives: hell

Would You Want To Be A Ghost?

Deep Thoughts are always banging around in my head, Modern Philosophers. When I’m running, one such thought tends to rise to the top of the mental pile for me to obsess over as I’m racking up the miles. Today was … Continue reading

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Has This Soul Been Misfiled?

“Has anyone ever been sent to Hell in error?”I asked as I reached into the cooler for a fresh bottle of Snapple.  “I imagine with billions of souls in play, an occasional clerical error must come up like in any … Continue reading

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The Devil’s Deep Dish

“You are an absolute bore after you’ve gone on a long run,” The Devil chided from his end of the couch.  “You sit there like a bump on a log, with absolutely no energy.  Our fans want witty banter, the … Continue reading

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The Devil Declines

It’s Sunday, Modern Philosophers, and I know many of you tune into this blog today to read our most popular weekly feature, the Sundays With Satan Short Story Series. Due to this week’s unfortunate events, however, I have decided to … Continue reading

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Hot As Hell (Not!)

O how I abhor it, When foolish mortals, A species who wasted The gift of Free Will, And is on the verge Of destroying the planet With which they were gifted, Try to tell me, The Prince of Darkness And … Continue reading

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Let Me Paint Your Soul

“You look more disheveled than usual,” The Devil proclaimed from the doorway to the living room. He stood there in his impeccably tailored suit, looking as handsome as ever, and offered a charming, yet Devilish smile to soften his words. … Continue reading

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Did Darth Vader Go To Hell?

I’m used to having a sporting event on in the background on Sunday afternoons, but with the late start of today’s NFL playoff games, there was nothing to watch. As a result, we read in silence.  I had a World … Continue reading

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Deck the Halls With Flames and Pitchforks

“I come bearing tidings of comfort and joy!” The Devil announced as he strolled confidently into the living room of The House on the Hill in an outfit that I would have to describe as “Pimp Santa”. As always, he … Continue reading

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A Peek Behind The Curtains Of Hell

I was in my trailer, hard at work on my new screenplay, when there was a knock on the door. “Come in,” I yelled without looking up from the laptop because I really wanted to finish the scene without derailing … Continue reading

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Go To Hell, Fetch Me A Snapple

“Where the Hell is it?” I screamed as I peered into the fridge at the very spot where the item in question was supposed to be. I was not in the mood for this, and it was time for my volcano … Continue reading

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