Tag Archives: hell

Has This Soul Been Misfiled?

Posted on May 6, 2018 by Austin

“Has anyone ever been sent to Hell in error?”I asked as I reached into the cooler for a fresh bottle of Snapple.  “I imagine with billions of souls in play, an occasional clerical error must come up like in any … Continue reading →

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The Devil’s Deep Dish

Posted on April 29, 2018 by Austin

“You are an absolute bore after you’ve gone on a long run,” The Devil chided from his end of the couch.  “You sit there like a bump on a log, with absolutely no energy.  Our fans want witty banter, the … Continue reading →

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The Devil Declines

Posted on August 13, 2017 by Austin

It’s Sunday, Modern Philosophers, and I know many of you tune into this blog today to read our most popular weekly feature, the Sundays With Satan Short Story Series. Due to this week’s unfortunate events, however, I have decided to … Continue reading →

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Hot As Hell (Not!)

Posted on June 25, 2017 by Austin

O how I abhor it, When foolish mortals, A species who wasted The gift of Free Will, And is on the verge Of destroying the planet With which they were gifted, Try to tell me, The Prince of Darkness And … Continue reading →

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Let Me Paint Your Soul

Posted on February 19, 2017 by Austin

“You look more disheveled than usual,” The Devil proclaimed from the doorway to the living room. He stood there in his impeccably tailored suit, looking as handsome as ever, and offered a charming, yet Devilish smile to soften his words. … Continue reading →

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Did Darth Vader Go To Hell?

Posted on January 15, 2017 by Austin

I’m used to having a sporting event on in the background on Sunday afternoons, but with the late start of today’s NFL playoff games, there was nothing to watch. As a result, we read in silence.  I had a World … Continue reading →

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Deck the Halls With Flames and Pitchforks

Posted on November 27, 2016 by Austin

“I come bearing tidings of comfort and joy!” The Devil announced as he strolled confidently into the living room of The House on the Hill in an outfit that I would have to describe as “Pimp Santa”. As always, he … Continue reading →

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A Peek Behind The Curtains Of Hell

Posted on November 20, 2016 by Austin

I was in my trailer, hard at work on my new screenplay, when there was a knock on the door. “Come in,” I yelled without looking up from the laptop because I really wanted to finish the scene without derailing … Continue reading →

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Go To Hell, Fetch Me A Snapple

Posted on September 11, 2016 by Austin

“Where the Hell is it?” I screamed as I peered into the fridge at the very spot where the item in question was supposed to be. I was not in the mood for this, and it was time for my volcano … Continue reading →

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Nap Well, Sweet Prince

Posted on August 28, 2016 by Austin

Would you like to hear a secret about your beloved leader, Modern Philosophers? He looks ridiculously adorable when he’s sleeping.  I’d take a photo for you, but I worry that Austin would see it as a complete betrayal and ban … Continue reading →

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