Tag Archives: helpful hints

How To Make Yourself More Enticing For Alien Abduction

Many of you have mentioned, Modern Philosophers, that you are jealous of my getting to travel across the galaxy in the Mothership that is home to Maine’s Alien population. While I don’t get to race among the stars that often, … Continue reading

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I Advise You To Purchase A Flamethrower

Dear Modern Philosopher, As you know, we are expecting a major blizzard to hit New England today.  It’s already about knee deep in my neck of the woods, so I thought I’d be proactive and go out there and start … Continue reading

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