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How To Make Yourself More Enticing For Alien Abduction
Many of you have mentioned, Modern Philosophers, that you are jealous of my getting to travel across the galaxy in the Mothership that is home to Maine’s Alien population. While I don’t get to race among the stars that often, … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged alien abduction, aliens, helpful hints, Humor, life hacks, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire, Science Fiction, space travel, UFOs
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I Advise You To Purchase A Flamethrower
Dear Modern Philosopher, As you know, we are expecting a major blizzard to hit New England today. It’s already about knee deep in my neck of the woods, so I thought I’d be proactive and go out there and start … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged advice, Blizzard, flamethrower, helpful hints, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, snow
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