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Honoring The Heroes On The Hill

Posted on September 11, 2016 by Austin

Originally posted on The Return of the Modern Philosopher:
Normally, Modern Philosophers, when I return to The House on the Hill after a long day at work to discover people all over my porch, I am not thrilled. Today, however,…

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Of Course I Remember…

Posted on September 11, 2016 by Austin

Originally posted on The Return of the Modern Philosopher:
We’re all aware of the significance of today’s date, Modern Philosophers. My Facebook and Twitter feeds have been dominated by comments urging me to either never forget, or to always remember…

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Of Course I Remember…

Posted on September 11, 2014 by Austin

We’re all aware of the significance of today’s date, Modern Philosophers. My Facebook and Twitter feeds have been dominated by comments urging me to either never forget, or to always remember what happened on this day 13 years ago. Who’s … Continue reading →

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I Advise You To Keep Teaching Them About Real Heroes

Posted on May 25, 2014 by Austin

Dear Modern Philosopher, I am writing to you because I am having a problem with my grandsons, and would love some advice from someone who better understands that generation. I adore the boys, and always look forward to spending time … Continue reading →

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Snowmen Honored For Their Role In Maine’s Zombie Fight

Posted on January 23, 2014 by Austin

Governor Paul LePage today honored Maine’s Snowmen for their role in the fight against the state’s Zombie population. “Few people realize the important part our snowy friends play in our ongoing battle to ward off the Zombie Apocalypse,” Lori Romero, … Continue reading →

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Thank You, Veterans

Posted on November 11, 2013 by Austin

When I was just a boy, Growing up safe and sound In Brooklyn, I dreamed of one day Wearing a uniform And running onto the field At Yankee Stadium Like my childhood heroes. Now as an adult, Living safe and … Continue reading →

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Honoring The Heroes On The Hill

Posted on September 11, 2013 by Austin

Normally, Modern Philosophers, when I return to The House on the Hill after a long day at work to discover people all over my porch, I am not thrilled. Today, however, was an exception.  As soon as I noticed the … Continue reading →

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Deep Thoughts On A Day We Will Never Forget

Posted on September 11, 2013 by Austin

I know this is a comedy blog, and I like to keep the mood light, but I would be remiss were I not to comment on the significance of today.  Aside from making you laugh, another goal of this blog … Continue reading →

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Ghosts of Maine Veterans March in Bangor’s Memorial Day Parade

Posted on May 27, 2013 by Austin

In a moving tribute that could only take place in Maine, the Bangor Memorial Day Parade brought tears to the eyes of its spectators when the Ghosts of Maine Veterans marched along with the living. Ghosts hailing from as far … Continue reading →

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