Tag Archives: Hillary Clinton

If A Tree Falls In The Forest, Would Trump Blame Obama?

Great philosophical debate is always on the agenda at The House on the Hill, Modern Philosophers. The interns might be annoying, but they do know how to keep the Deep Thoughts flowing. It was the one with the nose ring … Continue reading

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April Foolishness

We’ve finally made it to the 182nd and final Day of Terror, Modern Philosophers! Tomorrow is April 1 and Spring finally arrives in Maine.  Of course, there is snow in the forecast, but the twelve to eighteen inches predicted earlier … Continue reading

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Hillary Consoles Falcons After Massive Super Bowl Choke

It’s something of a tradition, Modern Philosophers, for the winners of the Super Bowl to get a congratulatory phone call from the President of the United States. While I’m curious to know what President Trump might have said to Tom … Continue reading

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What The Hell-ary?

“Hey, buddy, do you have a second?” the Devil asked a little too sweetly from the doorway that led from the foyer to the living room. The innocent smile on his handsome face set off my internal alarms as I … Continue reading

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Who Choked Harder: Hillary or America?

My fellow Americans and Modern Philosophers, I address you tonight from my basement bunker. Now that the election is over and Future President Trump has become President Elect Trump, I plan to live out the next four years in the … Continue reading

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Are We Dinosaurs Admiring A Meteor?

The Devil made a big play of using his silk handkerchief to clear the dust from his impeccably tailored suit. He stood at the bottom of the stairs that had led him down into the basement bunker of The House … Continue reading

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I’m Voting Against The Apocalypse

I was sitting on the roof of The House on the Hill, staring up at sky in search of answers, when Gary the Gargoyle returned from an afternoon flight. “Fancy meeting you here,” my loyal Gargoyle quipped as he walked … Continue reading

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