Tag Archives: Hillary Clinton

If A Tree Falls In The Forest, Would Trump Blame Obama?

Great philosophical debate is always on the agenda at The House on the Hill, Modern Philosophers. The interns might be annoying, but they do know how to keep the Deep Thoughts flowing. It was the one with the nose ring … Continue reading

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April Foolishness

We’ve finally made it to the 182nd and final Day of Terror, Modern Philosophers! Tomorrow is April 1 and Spring finally arrives in Maine.  Of course, there is snow in the forecast, but the twelve to eighteen inches predicted earlier … Continue reading

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What The Hell-ary?

“Hey, buddy, do you have a second?” the Devil asked a little too sweetly from the doorway that led from the foyer to the living room. The innocent smile on his handsome face set off my internal alarms as I … Continue reading

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Who Choked Harder: Hillary or America?

My fellow Americans and Modern Philosophers, I address you tonight from my basement bunker. Now that the election is over and Future President Trump has become President Elect Trump, I plan to live out the next four years in the … Continue reading

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Are We Dinosaurs Admiring A Meteor?

The Devil made a big play of using his silk handkerchief to clear the dust from his impeccably tailored suit. He stood at the bottom of the stairs that had led him down into the basement bunker of The House … Continue reading

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Tell Me When It’s Safe Again

One of the interns ignored protocol and came down into the basement bunker of The House on the Hill today, Modern Philosophers. I don’t know her name.  She’s the one with the goofy smile and the cute freckles.  Anyway, the … Continue reading

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The Sunday Rejects Rise From The Dead

Happy All Hallows Eve Eve, Modern Philosophers! A new episode of The Nite Show with Danny Cashman aired last night, and even though several of my monologue jokes made it onto the air, some of my personal favorites did not … Continue reading

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Hell Is A Red State

The Nightmare Before Christmas soundtrack played in the background as we put up the Halloween decorations. Other than Danny Elfman’s delightful holiday music, there was absolute silence. And it was heavenly. I knew it wouldn’t last, however, given the presence … Continue reading

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Hillary Sets Heckling Scarecrow Ablaze With Her Mind

The 2016 Presidential Election literally heated up today during a Hillary Clinton campaign stop in Bangor, Modern Philosophers. The Democratic nominee for President was in town to judge the Giant Pumpkin Contest as part of Maine’s month long Halloween Festival. … Continue reading

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Trump’s White House: America’s Scariest Haunted House

Halloween Season is in full swing in Maine, Modern Philosophers, and with Election Day a mere month away, it was time to vote for America’s Scariest Haunted House. With so many amazing haunted properties to choose from, this annual tradition … Continue reading

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