Tag Archives: Hillary Clinton

If A Tree Falls In The Forest, Would Trump Blame Obama?

Posted on September 2, 2017 by Austin

Great philosophical debate is always on the agenda at The House on the Hill, Modern Philosophers. The interns might be annoying, but they do know how to keep the Deep Thoughts flowing. It was the one with the nose ring … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Politics | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | 15 Comments

What The Hell-ary?

Posted on November 13, 2016 by Austin

“Hey, buddy, do you have a second?” the Devil asked a little too sweetly from the doorway that led from the foyer to the living room. The innocent smile on his handsome face set off my internal alarms as I … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Politics, Writing | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | 10 Comments

Who Choked Harder: Hillary or America?

Posted on November 9, 2016 by Austin

My fellow Americans and Modern Philosophers, I address you tonight from my basement bunker. Now that the election is over and Future President Trump has become President Elect Trump, I plan to live out the next four years in the … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor | Tagged , , , , , , , , , | 27 Comments

Are We Dinosaurs Admiring A Meteor?

Posted on November 6, 2016 by Austin

The Devil made a big play of using his silk handkerchief to clear the dust from his impeccably tailored suit. He stood at the bottom of the stairs that had led him down into the basement bunker of The House … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Politics, Writing | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | 12 Comments

Tell Me When It’s Safe Again

Posted on November 2, 2016 by Austin

One of the interns ignored protocol and came down into the basement bunker of The House on the Hill today, Modern Philosophers. I don’t know her name.  She’s the one with the goofy smile and the cute freckles.  Anyway, the … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Politics | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | 11 Comments

The Sunday Rejects Rise From The Dead

Posted on October 30, 2016 by Austin

Happy All Hallows Eve Eve, Modern Philosophers! A new episode of The Nite Show with Danny Cashman aired last night, and even though several of my monologue jokes made it onto the air, some of my personal favorites did not … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Politics, Writing | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | 6 Comments

Hell Is A Red State

Posted on October 16, 2016 by Austin

The Nightmare Before Christmas soundtrack played in the background as we put up the Halloween decorations. Other than Danny Elfman’s delightful holiday music, there was absolute silence. And it was heavenly. I knew it wouldn’t last, however, given the presence … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Politics, Writing | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | 7 Comments

Hillary Sets Heckling Scarecrow Ablaze With Her Mind

Posted on October 15, 2016 by Austin

The 2016 Presidential Election literally heated up today during a Hillary Clinton campaign stop in Bangor, Modern Philosophers. The Democratic nominee for President was in town to judge the Giant Pumpkin Contest as part of Maine’s month long Halloween Festival. … Continue reading →

Posted in Holidays, Humor, Politics | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Trump’s White House: America’s Scariest Haunted House

Posted on October 12, 2016 by Austin

Halloween Season is in full swing in Maine, Modern Philosophers, and with Election Day a mere month away, it was time to vote for America’s Scariest Haunted House. With so many amazing haunted properties to choose from, this annual tradition … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Politics | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | 6 Comments

Maine Witches Refuse To Endorse “Black Magic” Hillary

Posted on October 10, 2016 by Austin

Halloween Season is in full swing in Maine, Modern Philosophers, but even the celebration of every Otherworldly Being’s favorite holiday has to pause to allow some time for the 2016 Presidential Election. This morning, during a secret meeting held at … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Politics | Tagged , , , , , , , , , | 3 Comments