Tag Archives: Hillary Clinton

Maine Witches Refuse To Endorse “Black Magic” Hillary

Halloween Season is in full swing in Maine, Modern Philosophers, but even the celebration of every Otherworldly Being’s favorite holiday has to pause to allow some time for the 2016 Presidential Election. This morning, during a secret meeting held at … Continue reading

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Highly Debatable

“Do you mind if I hang around and watch the debate?” The Devil asked as he handed me an ice cold Snapple. If you’re ever going to ask a favor of me, doing so as you bribe me with my … Continue reading

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My Emails With Hillary

I promised her I would never tell, Modern Philosophers, and I’m usually a man of my word when it comes to affairs of the heart. But the FBI is about to make it public anyway, so I want to come … Continue reading

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Panicked Republicans Debate Trump’s Lobotomy

Just when you thought those entertaining Republican debates were over, Modern Philosophers, the biggest one of all has been happening without your even knowing it. Politic insiders are reporting today that a panicked GOP leadership has been meeting behind closed … Continue reading

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How Come I’m Not With Hillary?

As the Democratic and Republican National Conventions approach, Modern Philosophers, I must confess that I’ve followed this Presidential election much more closely than any previous race for the White House. Usually, I just wait for the field to be narrowed … Continue reading

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Who The @#$% Do I Vote For Now?

Bernie Sanders didn’t come through last night with a huge upset victory in the California Primary, Modern Philosophers, so I woke up this morning with one question on my mind: Who the @#$% do I vote for now? I’ve been … Continue reading

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If Only Trump Would Let Me Shave His Head…

I was getting my hair cut this morning, Modern Philosophers, when the oddest Deep Thought filled my head and refused to leave. If only Donald Trump would let me shave his head, I might consider voting for him. I know, … Continue reading

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Trump Vows To Sell Wisconsin To Canada

After taking a solid beating from Ted Cruz in yesterday’s Wisconsin Republican Primary, Future President Donald Trump vowed to get his revenge on the people who did not vote for him. “When I’m President, I’m going to sell Wisconsin to … Continue reading

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America Needs A Loving Grandpa

I was giving it some Deep Thought tonight, Modern Philosophers, and America is like one huge family. We don’t always get along, but we’ve got that same patriotic blood running through our veins, and we love our home sweet home. … Continue reading

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Should Bernie Trade The Flux Capacitor For The Presidency?

As Bernie Sanders digests his narrow loss to Hillary Clinton in Nevada, the rumpled Democratic Presidential contender must also look ahead to next weekend’s South Carolina Primary, Modern Philosophers. Will South Carolina be a repeat of Nevada, and see Sanders … Continue reading

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