Tag Archives: Hogwarts

Her Majesty’s Modern Philosopher

Posted on January 19, 2020 by Austin

I am thrilled to announce, Modern Philosophers, that I have accepted Queen Elizabeth’s invitation to fill one of the vacancies in the Royal Family. While I’m sorry to see Harry and Meghan leave for greener pastures in Canada, I am … Continue reading →

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The Bling Ring Of Hell

Posted on January 31, 2016 by Austin

“This is why they shouldn’t skip a week between the Conference Championships and the Super Bowl,” The Devil grumbled as I shut off the television.  “Without football, we are forced to watch movies like that!” I rolled my eyes because … Continue reading →

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Brewer High School To Host Two Exchange Students From Hogwarts This Fall

Posted on July 19, 2014 by Austin

Brewer High School, which is located not far from The House on the Hill, announced today that it will be hosting two foreign exchange students from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft & Wizardry for the Fall Semester. The school, whose athletic … Continue reading →

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Harry Potter To Help Bangor PD Battle Bath Salts Users

Posted on August 4, 2013 by Austin

This Modern Philosopher is delighted to announce that Harry Potter has found a new adventure right here in Maine.  “Harry Potter & The Crazed Bath Salts Users” might not be the catchiest title, but don’t even try to tell me … Continue reading →

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Maine’s First School Of Magic Now Closer To Being A Reality

Posted on July 14, 2013 by Austin

Maine Governor Paul LePage, who has long said he would do everything in his power to prevent a School of Magic from opening in the state, has made an abrupt about face and is ready to support the idea. LePage’s … Continue reading →

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Hogwarts, Having Fallen on Hard Times, To Admit Rich Muggles Who Can Do Card Tricks

Posted on January 19, 2013 by Austin

Oh, how the mighty have fallen, Modern Philosophers. Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry has faced very difficult times ever since a series of scandals, murders, and mysterious disappearances rocked the famed British school of magic.  Not only is attendance … Continue reading →

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