Tag Archives: holiday food

What’s Your All-American Holiday Menu?

Posted on May 29, 2021 by Austin

Food is an important part of American culture, Modern Philosophers. If you don’t believe me, believe the numbers. In a recent survey of all adults living at The House on the Hill, 100% responded that food was Very Important. Respondents … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor | Tagged barbecue, food, holiday food, Humor, Memorial Day, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire | 5 Comments

Frosty Fitness Fact: Fat Kids Make Fat Snowmen

Posted on November 29, 2012 by Austin

A new study released by The President’s Committee on Physical Fitness contains a very interesting fact on page 12 of the report: “Fat kids make fat snowmen. They are creating these monstrosities based on their own self-image. Why do you … Continue reading →