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Tag Archives: holiday spirit
Do They Know They’re Christmas Ties At All?
I might not put up a Christmas tree, exchange gifts, decorate The House on the Hill, go to any holiday parties, or bring anyone some figgy pudding, but there is one Christmas tradition I hold sacred, Modern Philosophers… The Festival … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, Humor Tagged Christmas, Christmas ties, fashion, holiday spirit, Humor, in-laws, life, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire, Tabasco ties 10 Comments
Gargoyles Love Santa Claus, Too
‘Twas the night before Christmas, And at The House on the Hill, A Gargoyle was pacing, Expecting a thrill… It’s been a quiet Christmas Eve at The House on the Hill, Modern Philosophers. The kitties were napping, all snug in … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy Tagged 'Twas The Night Before Christmas, Christmas, Christmas Eve, Gargoyles, holiday spirit, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Santa Claus, Sarcasm, satire 2 Comments
My Quest For Christmas Lights
Nothing gets me into the Holiday Spirit quite like seeing beautiful Christmas lights, Modern Philosophers. When I lived in Brooklyn, I loved to walk down to Shore Road, which was where all the rich people lived, and gawk at the … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy Tagged Brooklyn, Christmas, christmas lights, holiday spirit, Humor, Maine, Modern Philosopher, photos, Sarcasm, satire 22 Comments
Caroling Vampires and Snowmen Bring Christmas Joy to Maine
I have told you that Maine is a magical place, Modern Philosophers, and it feels even more so during the Holiday Season. Maybe it’s all the snow, the Holiday decorations, and the way my fellow Mainers seem to be in … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy Tagged Christmas, Christmas Carols, holiday spirit, Humor, Maine, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, snowmen, Vampires 22 Comments
Is This An Office Or A Christmas Tree Lot?
Good morning, Modern Philosophers! As I was wandering around the office yesterday in search of either a photocopier or my sanity, I noticed that there were many more Christmas trees than I had realized. Here is a quick photo tour … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy Tagged Christmas, Christmas Trees, holiday spirit, Humor, Modern Philosopher, office humor, photography, Sarcasm, satire, work 25 Comments
Who’s Your Zombie Secret Santa?
My blogger friend JED from JED’s Playhouse wrote a great post yesterday asking what one would buy a Zombie for Christmas. You can check out it here… JED’s Zombie Post. We went back and forth in the comments section of … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy Tagged Christmas, holiday spirit, Humor, Maine, Modern Philosopher, Santa Claus, Sarcasm, satire, Secret Santa, Zombies 16 Comments
The Case Of The Secret Santa And Chinese Food Christmas Tree
I got up from my desk this morning to get some water, Modern Philosophers, and I discovered something even more refreshing… There was something in my Christmas stocking! How cool is that? I LOVE chocolate and peanut butter, so it’s … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy Tagged Chinese food, Christmas, Christmas stocking, Christmas tree, holiday spirit, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, Secret Santa 17 Comments