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Holiday Traffic Leaves Santa Stranded In Hawaii

Aloha, Modern Philosophers! I’m writing to you, as always, from snowy, frigid Maine, but this post definitely has a Hawaiian flavor to it. I was minding my own business, watching The Godfather flicks at The House on the Hill, when … Continue reading

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Stairway to Heaven Closed for Repairs; Highway to Hell Adding Lanes

Apparently, you can’t avoid construction delays in the Afterlife, whether you’ve been naughty or nice.  The Modern Philosopher Traffic Chopper reports delays on both the Stairway to Heaven and the Highway to Hell, news that holiday travelers most certainly did … Continue reading

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