Tag Archives: holiday

Vacation Domination!

Posted on August 25, 2017 by Austin

All you need to know right now, Modern Philosophers, is that I am officially on vacation! It’s be a long, trying, heartbreaking, exhausting summer and I need the next ten days to recharge my batteries and feel normal again. Or … Continue reading →

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Why Didn’t The Pilgrims Discover Thanksgiving On A Monday?

Posted on November 24, 2015 by Austin

I don’t know much about the Pilgrims, Modern Philosophers, other than that they were extremely sharp dressers, they loved to travel by boat, and they knew how to throw a righteous feast. I remember there being some movie about their … Continue reading →

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It’s May Day…Send Help!

Posted on May 1, 2015 by Austin

Happy May Day, Modern Philosophers! As you know, May Day is the Holiday that celebrates the invention of the modern day distress signal. Believe it or not, Modern Philosophers, there was a time when boats stranded at sea, planes that … Continue reading →

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Today’s Writer’s Day Might Be Taxing

Posted on February 19, 2015 by Austin

Happy Writer’s Day, Modern Philosophers! As you know, I always take off the day after a taping of The Nite Show With Danny Cashman and declare it Writer’s Day. I like to take it easy and bask in the glow … Continue reading →

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Snowmen Apologize For Their Seeming Lack Of Diversity

Posted on January 19, 2015 by Austin

Snowmen throughout Maine gathered today to celebrate Martin Luther King, Jr. Day, and to let the world know that while they all might be white on the outside, they definitely had an appreciation and understanding of diversity. “We all may … Continue reading →

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Election Eve Excitement: We Wish You A Merry Democracy

Posted on November 3, 2014 by Austin

I love Election Day Eve, Modern Philosophers!  I thought I’d rewrite an old post from the early days of the blog, and share it with you to celebrate! I’ve got a roaring fire going in the hearth, fueled by the … Continue reading →

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Calendar Commission Deadlocked On Vote To Expand Mother’s Day

Posted on May 9, 2014 by Austin

Even very powerful people have serious Mommy issues, Modern Philosophers! My source inside the Calendar Commission has informed me that the group met for a secret vote to decide whether Mother’s Day should be expanded into Mother’s Weekend. After a … Continue reading →

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