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Vacation Domination!
All you need to know right now, Modern Philosophers, is that I am officially on vacation! It’s be a long, trying, heartbreaking, exhausting summer and I need the next ten days to recharge my batteries and feel normal again. Or … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged Friday, holiday, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, no work, sarcasm, satire, summer vacation
12 Comments
Why Didn’t The Pilgrims Discover Thanksgiving On A Monday?
I don’t know much about the Pilgrims, Modern Philosophers, other than that they were extremely sharp dressers, they loved to travel by boat, and they knew how to throw a righteous feast. I remember there being some movie about their … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged aliens, history, holiday, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Monday, Pilgrims, Sarcasm, satire, Thanksgiving, Thursday
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It’s May Day…Send Help!
Happy May Day, Modern Philosophers! As you know, May Day is the Holiday that celebrates the invention of the modern day distress signal. Believe it or not, Modern Philosophers, there was a time when boats stranded at sea, planes that … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged distress signal, ham radio, holiday, Humor, May Day, Mayday, Modern Philosopher, Rescue, Sarcasm, satire, SOS
10 Comments
Today’s Writer’s Day Might Be Taxing
Happy Writer’s Day, Modern Philosophers! As you know, I always take off the day after a taping of The Nite Show With Danny Cashman and declare it Writer’s Day. I like to take it easy and bask in the glow … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Writing
Tagged AARP, Bangor Public Library, holiday, Humor, income taxes, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, The Nite Show, Writer's Day
21 Comments
Snowmen Apologize For Their Seeming Lack Of Diversity
Snowmen throughout Maine gathered today to celebrate Martin Luther King, Jr. Day, and to let the world know that while they all might be white on the outside, they definitely had an appreciation and understanding of diversity. “We all may … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Diversity, holiday, Humor, Martin Luther King Jr Day, Modern Philosopher, race, Sarcasm, satire, snowmen, solidarity
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Election Eve Excitement: We Wish You A Merry Democracy
I love Election Day Eve, Modern Philosophers! I thought I’d rewrite an old post from the early days of the blog, and share it with you to celebrate! I’ve got a roaring fire going in the hearth, fueled by the … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Politics
Tagged celebrate, democracy, Election Day, holiday, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Politics, Sarcasm, satire, voting
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Calendar Commission Deadlocked On Vote To Expand Mother’s Day
Even very powerful people have serious Mommy issues, Modern Philosophers! My source inside the Calendar Commission has informed me that the group met for a secret vote to decide whether Mother’s Day should be expanded into Mother’s Weekend. After a … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged holiday, Humor, Love, Modern Philosopher, Mom, Mother's Day, mothers, Sarcasm, satire, Weekend
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