Tag Archives: Hollywood

The Unexplored Julia Stiles Timeline

Posted on November 13, 2022 by Austin

“I watched 10 Things I Hate About You last night,” Aaron threw out there as a conversation starter before he took a long sip of his Snapple. “Oh,” Holly remarked.  “Were you craving a little Shakespeare, but didn’t feel like … Continue reading →

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I Made A Perfect Phone Call

Posted on January 18, 2020 by Austin

I’ve been watching the news a lot lately, Modern Philosophers. And by “watching the news”, I mean getting my daily dose of what’s going on in the world from the late night monologues of Stephen Colbert and Seth Meyers. I … Continue reading →

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Waiting Is My Least Favorite Game

Posted on July 27, 2019 by Austin

I have never been a man of action, Modern Philosophers. Everything I have in life simply fell into my lap, or eventually came to me on its own because it grew frustrated waiting for me to make a move to … Continue reading →

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Wait!!! Dying Of Frustration

Posted on June 14, 2019 by Austin

Sometimes, I hate it when I’m right, Modern Philosophers. I confessed that I was dragging my feet on writing the Season Finale of my TV series because I didn’t want to be finished spending time with those characters. I also … Continue reading →

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Not One For The Time Capsule

Posted on February 6, 2019 by Austin

I’ve been giving some thought lately to what I would put in the time capsule that I’d  someday bury behind The House on the Hill, Modern Philosophers. It’s not because I’m feeling sentimental or anything, but because I recently watched … Continue reading →

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California Dreamin’ On Such A Blizzard Day

Posted on January 20, 2019 by Austin

I stopped trying to figure out Hollywood a long time ago, Modern Philosophers. After my movie deal with Dr Dre fell apart due to circumstances beyond my control, I realized I’d had enough of California.  That was when I decided … Continue reading →

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A Reminder To Stay Positive

Posted on October 7, 2018 by Austin

We interrupt our regularly scheduled content for this Public Service Announcement, Modern Philosophers: Stay positive! To be honest, I needed to remind myself of that tonight, which has led to my writing this post. Yes, the blog is here for … Continue reading →

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Be The Guy Behind The Guy Behind The Guy

Posted on July 18, 2018 by Austin

I’ve mentioned many times, Modern Philosophers, that Swingers is one of my all-time favorite movies. Vince Vaughn is incredible, ridiculous, hilarious, charming, and unbelievably skinny in this flick. His performance alone is worth the watch. What I probably love the … Continue reading →

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He Said Yes To The Screenplay!

Posted on July 4, 2018 by Austin

Eight words can really change your mood and the flow of your week, Modern Philosophers. As I was leaving work last night, I discovered a message from my producer, who had just read my screenplay adaptation of two of my … Continue reading →

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Chips And The Dip

Posted on June 10, 2018 by Austin

“Do we have any more potato chips?” The Devil asked as he leaned against the entrance way to the living room. He was well dressed in an impeccably tailored suit.  This week’s outfit was sky blue, which made me think … Continue reading →

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