Tag Archives: Hollywood

Chips And The Dip

“Do we have any more potato chips?” The Devil asked as he leaned against the entrance way to the living room. He was well dressed in an impeccably tailored suit.  This week’s outfit was sky blue, which made me think … Continue reading

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How To Date Like An Oscar Contender

The Academy Awards are this weekend, Modern Philosophers, and as a screenwriter, it has always been my dream to win an Oscar. Just like it’s always been my dream to find true love and live happily ever after. I haven’t … Continue reading

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A Peek Behind The Curtains Of Hell

I was in my trailer, hard at work on my new screenplay, when there was a knock on the door. “Come in,” I yelled without looking up from the laptop because I really wanted to finish the scene without derailing … Continue reading

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When Hollywood Tries To Apologize

It looks like Hollywood is trying to kiss and make up, Modern Philosophers. On Friday, my weekly column on The Good Men Project was about the time I met with Dr. Dre to discuss my screenplay, .33 Reverse Gunther.  Everything … Continue reading

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Hollywood Confirmed As Ring Of Hell

“I really enjoyed your column on The Good Men Project this week about the time you met Dr. Dre,” The Devil complimented me as he handed me a Snapple.  “I’ve never actually met the man.  Is he as cool as … Continue reading

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That Time Hollywood Crushed Me

Can you recall the exact moment that your life changed forever, Modern Philosophers? I remember it like it happened only yesterday, even though it occurred 15 years ago.  I rarely think about it because when I do, I hate myself … Continue reading

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Talking About Little Gold Men Who Hate Star Wars

It’s Friday night, Modern Philosophers, so why not wrap up the week with my Oscars conspiracy theory article on The Good Men Project? Once again, the wonderful folks over at GMP have carved out a little space for my Deep … Continue reading

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