Tag Archives: Hollywood

Be The Guy Behind The Guy Behind The Guy

I’ve mentioned many times, Modern Philosophers, that Swingers is one of my all-time favorite movies. Vince Vaughn is incredible, ridiculous, hilarious, charming, and unbelievably skinny in this flick. His performance alone is worth the watch. What I probably love the … Continue reading

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He Said Yes To The Screenplay!

Eight words can really change your mood and the flow of your week, Modern Philosophers. As I was leaving work last night, I discovered a message from my producer, who had just read my screenplay adaptation of two of my … Continue reading

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Chips And The Dip

“Do we have any more potato chips?” The Devil asked as he leaned against the entrance way to the living room. He was well dressed in an impeccably tailored suit.  This week’s outfit was sky blue, which made me think … Continue reading

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How To Date Like An Oscar Contender

The Academy Awards are this weekend, Modern Philosophers, and as a screenwriter, it has always been my dream to win an Oscar. Just like it’s always been my dream to find true love and live happily ever after. I haven’t … Continue reading

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A Peek Behind The Curtains Of Hell

I was in my trailer, hard at work on my new screenplay, when there was a knock on the door. “Come in,” I yelled without looking up from the laptop because I really wanted to finish the scene without derailing … Continue reading

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When Hollywood Tries To Apologize

It looks like Hollywood is trying to kiss and make up, Modern Philosophers. On Friday, my weekly column on The Good Men Project was about the time I met with Dr. Dre to discuss my screenplay, .33 Reverse Gunther.  Everything … Continue reading

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Hollywood Confirmed As Ring Of Hell

“I really enjoyed your column on The Good Men Project this week about the time you met Dr. Dre,” The Devil complimented me as he handed me a Snapple.  “I’ve never actually met the man.  Is he as cool as … Continue reading

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