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My Grass Is Never Greener Because Of Demon Urine & Zombie Innards
Spring is definitely here, Modern Philosophers. How do I know? The front lawn of The House on the Hill is lush and green and needs to be mowed (a major undertaking of the high calorie burning variety)…except for the huge … Continue reading
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Tagged demons, front lawn, gardening, grass, home owner, Humor, Modern Philosopher, reseeding, satire, Zombies
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