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Off Beat in the Rain
The rain had stopped, but the best friends had to wipe off their favorite bench before they could sit down and stare out at the river. Aaron sipped his Snapple while Holly took a long pull on her coffee. He … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged best friends, Fitness, flash fiction, homeowner's biathlon, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Relationships, running, Sarcasm, satire, short story
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What A Difference A Day Makes
Happy Sunday, Modern Philosophers! Yesterday was a sweltering Summer day, with temperatures well into the 80s. I thought I was going to die from heat stroke on my morning run. Today, however, it’s a cool Autumn day, and it was … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Fall, homeowner's biathlon, Humor, Modern Philosopher, running, Sarcasm, satire, Summer, weather
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