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Grimace Asks For Your Prayers As He Prepares For Bariatric Surgery

Posted on January 22, 2015 by Austin

When Mayor McCheese visited The House on the Hill yesterday, he let me in on a secret that he asked me to share with you today, Modern Philosophers. The Mayor’s longtime friend, Grimace, is about to undergo Bariatric Surgery, and … Continue reading →

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Witch Helps Surgeons Save Man Who Ate Magic Beans

Posted on July 8, 2013 by Austin

History was made today at Bangor’s Eastern Maine Medical Center when a Witch was asked to assist surgeons in their attempt to save a man who had ingested a handful of Magic Beans.  It is believed to be the first … Continue reading →

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Maine Hospital Honors The Simpsons In Unique Manner

Posted on July 7, 2013 by Austin

Western Maine Medical Center in Saunders Landing isn’t one of Maine’s larger hospitals, and Stephen King has never set one of his novels in a fictional version of it, so it isn’t very well known outside of the community it … Continue reading →

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