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Heat Miser Is A @#$%^&

I make absolutely no secret of the fact, Modern Philosophers, that Snow Miser is my mortal enemy. We have been at war with each other for years (a very one-sided battle I might add!) ever since I stole (that seems … Continue reading

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Summer Runnin’, I’m Starting To Melt…

The weather report called for rain, Modern Philosophers, so I was worried that I wasn’t going to be able to run.  You know there’s a good chance I’d either melt, or turn into a Gremlin if I were to get … Continue reading

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Heat Miser Reasserts His Family’s Dominance Over Poor Mainers

Just when you thought it was safe to go outside, Modern Philosophers… After months of suffering from Snow Miser’s relentless Winter War on Maine, Mainers are now dealing with an assault from his brother Heat Miser.  Temperatures have been sweltering … Continue reading

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Cool

You’re so cool. That’s why I can’t stop thinking about you. All day, you’ve been on my mind. Too cool to speak to me. Too cool to give me any idea you care. Do you even know I exist? How … Continue reading

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Rescue Teams Evacuate Residents From Melting Homes On Candy Cane Lane

Rescue teams from all over Eastern Maine have descended upon the normally quite Bangor cul-de-sac of Candy Cane Lane to rescue panicked residents from their candy and gingerbread houses that are melting in the scorching Summer heat. As helicopters hovered … Continue reading

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Snow Miser Taunts Mainers: “Miss Me Now, Punks?”

Just when we thought we were done with him for a few months, Snow Miser has pulled us back in!  Radios and Televisions across Maine crackled to life with 30 second spots of the ice imp taunting Mainers about the … Continue reading

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Friday Night Think Tank: It’s Hot As Hell Edition

It’s Friday Night, Modern Philosophers, and it’s very uncomfortable here at The House on the Hill.  It was extremely warm today, and the heat has apparently decided to make itself at home here.  And so, I am preparing to run … Continue reading

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