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Tag Archives: Humor
How To Beat The Week (And Maybe Stay Sane)
If you’re like me, Modern Philosophers, in that you would prefer not to add a straitjacket to your Fall Fashion ensemble, then you need to learn to beat the week. Let’s be honest…the work week is largely responsible for stress … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor
Tagged advice, Humor, life, life hacks, mental health, Modern Philosopher, running, sarcasm, satire, stress, work
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Dislike This Work Week
Dislike This work week, Yes, I do. Dislike This work week, How ’bout you? Too much stress And headaches To my dismay. Thank God It’s Friday, Is all I’ll say. A week of Fridays Would be A blast. That way … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Poetry
Tagged Friday, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, poem, sarcasm, satire, Thank God it's Friday, the weekend, work
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Just Say AAAAGGHH!!!
Do you ever just want to scream, Modern Philosophers? I had one of those days today. There was nothing in particular that caused my big pot of stress to boil rapidly, but the cover was ready to blow off that … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged coping with stress, frustration, Humor, letting it out, life, mental health, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire, screaming, stress
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When The Smoke Clears
“I had the craziest dream last night,” I revealed to my guest when the football game finally went to commercial. “Give me one second,” The Devil requested. As always, he was well dressed in an impeccably tailored suit. He had … Continue reading
I’m Losing The War On Dating
I met with my top advisers and chief strategists today, Modern Philosophers, and one thing was clear… I’m losing the War on Dating. Last month, I decided to put myself back out there again. It had been a little over … Continue reading
Posted in Dating, Humor
Tagged blind dates, dating, dating websites, dealing with rejection, getting back out there, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, Relationships, sarcasm, satire
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Rooting For The Jets Is Hell
I turned off the TV in disgust after suffering through yet another loss by my beloved, but pathetic Jets. The Devil snickered from behind the Sunday paper, so I glared over at him and called him on it. “Do you … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Writing
Tagged flash fiction, Football, Humor, Modern Philosopher, New York Jets, New York Yankees, NFL, sarcasm, satire, short story, The Devil
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Seven Miles in Heaven
It was a gorgeous summer morning in Maine, Modern Philosophers, so it was the perfect setting for a run and some mind games. The running is self explanatory, but I should probably explain the second part. You see, Modern Philosophers, … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor
Tagged coping with stress, Fitness, health, Humor, Increasing your self confidence, Modern Philosopher, personal goals, running, sarcasm, satire, self improvement
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