Tag Archives: Humor

Use More Water, Ya Weirdo!

Posted on May 22, 2018 by

I’m well aware that I’m supposed to drink a lot of water when I’m running and working out, Modern Philosophers, and I think I do an excellent job of that. However, my town has an issue with it.  So much … Continue reading →

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Tropical Paradise Lost

Posted on May 20, 2018 by

I deleted the show from the DVR and then shut off the TV because Jeff Probst had announced that the tribe had spoken. I reached into the cooler for a Snapple because watching Survivor always made me thirsty.  Maybe it … Continue reading →

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How I Would Spend My Trump Hush Money

Posted on May 19, 2018 by

I’ve given it a great deal of Deep Thought, Modern Philosophers, and I am finally ready to answer the question so many of you have asked me. While $130,000 might be just a drop in the bucket to a supposed … Continue reading →

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16 Days At 200K

Posted on May 16, 2018 by

I recently spent sixteen glorious days riding the wave of 200,000 weekly steps, Modern Philosophers. As I chronicled three weeks ago, I decided to motivate myself to kick further ass in my running program by setting a goal of collecting … Continue reading →

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The Blind Date

Posted on May 12, 2018 by

Justin skillfully weaved through the crowd of customers waiting to be seated, and worked his way over to the restaurant’s bar area. About half of the stools were occupied, but only one patron had the potential to be the individual … Continue reading →

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Why Don’t You Go Mow Yourself?

Posted on May 7, 2018 by

Now that we’ve finally put away the snow shovels, it was only a matter of time before we rolled out the lawnmowers, Modern Philosophers. That annual right of Spring happened tonight at The House on the Hill.  I managed to … Continue reading →

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Has This Soul Been Misfiled?

Posted on May 6, 2018 by

“Has anyone ever been sent to Hell in error?”I asked as I reached into the cooler for a fresh bottle of Snapple.  “I imagine with billions of souls in play, an occasional clerical error must come up like in any … Continue reading →

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