Tag Archives: Humor

How To Beat The Week (And Maybe Stay Sane)

If you’re like me, Modern Philosophers, in that you would prefer not to add a straitjacket to your Fall Fashion ensemble, then you need to learn to beat the week. Let’s be honest…the work week is largely responsible for stress … Continue reading

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Dislike This Work Week

Dislike This work week, Yes, I do. Dislike This work week, How ’bout you? Too much stress And headaches To my dismay. Thank God It’s Friday, Is all I’ll say. A week of Fridays Would be A blast. That way … Continue reading

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Just Say AAAAGGHH!!!

Do you ever just want to scream, Modern Philosophers? I had one of those days today.  There was nothing in particular that caused my big pot of stress to boil rapidly, but the cover was ready to blow off that … Continue reading

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When The Smoke Clears

“I had the craziest dream last night,” I revealed to my guest when the football game finally went to commercial. “Give me one second,” The Devil requested. As always, he was well dressed in an impeccably tailored suit.  He had … Continue reading

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I’m Losing The War On Dating

I met with my top advisers and chief strategists today, Modern Philosophers, and one thing was clear… I’m losing the War on Dating. Last month, I decided to put myself back out there again.  It had been a little over … Continue reading

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Rooting For The Jets Is Hell

I turned off the TV in disgust after suffering through yet another loss by my beloved, but pathetic Jets. The Devil snickered from behind the Sunday paper, so I glared over at him and called him on it. “Do you … Continue reading

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Seven Miles in Heaven

It was a gorgeous summer morning in Maine, Modern Philosophers, so it was the perfect setting for a run and some mind games. The running is self explanatory, but I should probably explain the second part. You see, Modern Philosophers, … Continue reading

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