Tag Archives: Hump Day

Camels To Sue Makers Of Backbreaking Straw

Camels across the world have filed a class action lawsuit against the manufacturers of straw known to break their backs. Fittingly filed on Hump Day, the suit claims that the makers of the straw “knowingly and with malicious intent continue … Continue reading

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A Hump Day’s Journey Into Night

Apparently, I was smiling as I slid into my usual booth at Three Toads & A Wicked Lady, because Ana commented on it the second she took off her jacket. “What’s gotten into you tonight?” my favorite Vampire asked as … Continue reading

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Hump Day Snow Shoveling Society

Happy Hump Day, Modern Philosophers! I was up at the crack of dawn since I knew there would be a delivery of fresh snow waiting for me, courtesy of my good friend, Snow Miser. The only question was: How much … Continue reading

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Angry Mothers Fight To Bump “Hump Day” From Calendar

Dozens of members of Protesting United Mothers Against Sexualization (PUMAS) took to the streets of Washington, DC today to urge the Federal Government to ban the use of “Hump Day” as a slang term for Wednesday. “Our children are subjected … Continue reading

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Hump Not, Lest Ye Be Humped

Happy Hump Day, Modern Philosophers! I know last night’s blog post gave every indication that it was going to be a relaxing night at The House on the Hill as I ate pizza with my favorite Werewolf, but things changed … Continue reading

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Too Hot To Do Anything But Ramble…

Happy Hump Day, Modern Philosophers. It’s too hot to write anything that makes sense, and no one reads blogs anyway during the Summer, so I thought I’d just ramble for a few hundred words. “Gee, Austin, how is that any … Continue reading

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Wednesday Morning Eggnog Club: Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas, Modern Philosophers! A Hump Day Christmas is supposed to mean a year of good luck for the camels in your life, so I’m guessing those of you who own a camel are pretty excited. Just wanted to take … Continue reading

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Zombie Car Must Pass Muster With Maine

Happy Hump Day, Modern Philosophers! I’m getting ready to go back to bed and enjoy my day off, which perfectly bisects my work week into a couple of two day mini weeks.  Before I journey back to Dreamland, however, I … Continue reading

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You Are Hump Day

You are like A Superhero In the middle of My week. The only day With an alter ego, You are beloved By talking camels And mean that The week is Halfway done. You sound like A cheesy porn flick, And … Continue reading

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Halloween Hump Days Mean Half Priced Drinks For Hunchbacks!

Happy Hump Day, Modern Philosophers! Since this is a Wednesday in October, it has been re-branded as “Halloween Hump Day” at Maine’s Witch Bars.  That means all Hunchbacks get half priced drinks for the entire day! After a rough day … Continue reading

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