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Tag Archives: Hunger Games
The Landscaping Hunger Games
There’s a reason they never arm the writers in movies, Modern Philosophers. They just let them believe that whole “The pen is mightier than the sword!” idea so that writers don’t go out on the battlefield and injure themselves and … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged Humor, Hunger Games, landscaping, Modern Philosopher, mowing the lawn, running, Sarcasm, satire
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Paradise By The Laptop Light
This blog is specially designed, via a secret algorithm that I can never share, to inspire you to both laugh and to conjure up Deep Thoughts, Modern Philosophers. So you’re probably wondering where I find my inspiration when the time … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Humor, Hunger Games, Modern Philosopher, paradise, perfect life, Philosophy, Relationships, Sarcasm, satire, writing
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Trump Orders Jedi Arrested As States Merge Into Districts
Lately, Modern Philosophers, I feel like I’m living in the chaotic days before the cataclysmic events that lead to the birth of the dystopian societies in so many of the movies and books that I enjoy. I try to avoid … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged coronavirus, Covid 19, dystopia, Humor, Hunger Games, Modern Philosopher, Politics, President Trump, Sarcasm, satire, Star Wars
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I Advise You That The Odds Are Forever In Your Favor
Dear Modern Philosopher, I was reading The Hunger Games books again over this long Independence Day weekend, and they totally gave me a better appreciation of the freedoms we have as citizens of the United States. There’s no way I’d … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged advice, Books, dystopia, Humor, Hunger Games, independence, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire
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