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Like a conquering king, Snow Miser rode down Broadway in Bangor atop a woolly mammoth this afternoon, Modern Philosophers. “The New Ice Age has arrived!” Snow Miser screamed as he hurled snowballs at stunned Mainers, who had no idea how … Continue reading
Rush hour traffic is snarled in Maine tonight, Modern Philosophers, due to the sudden formation of giant icebergs on major roadways throughout the state. Maine Department of Transportation spokesperson Rita DeLarue told this Modern Philosopher that crews are trying to … Continue reading
Welcome to the first Friday Night Think Tank of 2014, Modern Philosophers! If you survived the frigid weather to join us tonight, then you really are a survivor. Which once again reminds me…let’s set a season of Survivor in Maine! … Continue reading
The National Weather Center has just issued an Ice Age Warning for the entire state of Maine, Modern Philosophers! According to the advisory, this alert is in effect for the entire weekend and possibly the next 300 – 500 years. … Continue reading