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Snow Miser Rides Into Bangor Atop A Woolly Mammoth

Posted on February 23, 2015 by Austin

Like a conquering king, Snow Miser rode down Broadway in Bangor atop a woolly mammoth this afternoon, Modern Philosophers. “The New Ice Age has arrived!” Snow Miser screamed as he hurled snowballs at stunned Mainers, who had no idea how … Continue reading →

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Icebergs Snarl Maine Traffic As New Ice Age Grips State

Posted on January 8, 2015 by Austin

Rush hour traffic is snarled in Maine tonight, Modern Philosophers, due to the sudden formation of giant icebergs on major roadways throughout the state. Maine Department of Transportation spokesperson Rita DeLarue told this Modern Philosopher that crews are trying to … Continue reading →

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WEATHER ALERT: Ice Age Warning Issued For All Of Maine

Posted on December 14, 2013 by Austin

The National Weather Center has just issued an Ice Age Warning for the entire state of Maine, Modern Philosophers! According to the advisory, this alert is in effect for the entire weekend and possibly the next 300 – 500 years.  … Continue reading →

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