Tag Archives: Ice Cream

Deep Thoughts Before Ice Cream

I woke up feeling like crap, Modern Philosophers.  And not just because I knew I had to go to work. Even though I was a tad under the weather, I pushed myself to go for my morning run.  I’ve been … Continue reading

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Bury My Head In Ice Cream

Being of unsound mind And extremely Stressed body, I hereby declare That I wish To be buried In ice cream. That might not be A typical Last request, But at the moment, It’s exactly What I need. Truth be told, … Continue reading

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Thoughts on a Walk (That Never Happened)

There’s something in the Maine air lately, Modern Philosophers, that’s turned me into an insomniac with a glandular problem. The Republicans can scream at the top of their lungs that Global Warming isn’t a thing, but when I’m sweating my … Continue reading

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The Rise of the Ice Cream Socialists

At a time when our President cannot find the words to condemn Nazis and white supremacists, I think it’s time to support a new political party to lead our nation back from the brink of Trump-ageddon, Modern Philosophers. I offer … Continue reading

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Holy $@#%, I Ate Ice Cream!

You’d better sit down for this one, Modern Philosophers. Come to think of it, you might want to strap yourself in.  If you don’t have straps, get your interns to hold you down. And if you don’t have interns, well, … Continue reading

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Ice Cream For Dinner

You can probably tell from the title of the post what kind of day I’ve had, Modern Philosophers. Very early in the afternoon, as my lunch salad sat heavily in my stomach and the work day dragged slowly on, I … Continue reading

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Gimme That Free Ice Cream!

One of the best things, if not the greatest thing, about being a kid, Modern Philosophers, is all the free stuff. There are no bills to pay and no family to support, which means there is no need for a … Continue reading

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