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Tag Archives: ice storm
Oh, the weather outside was frightful, So my commute was not delightful, But since I’ve got to go to work, I’ll drive in an ice storm like a jerk… I was in a good mood when I left The … Continue reading
Maine Zombies Stuck for two days In an Ice storm. You are Zombonis… The Frozen Dead. Trudging slowly Over the ice, Clearing away The snow From the land Like an undead, Brain craving Zamboni. Does your new Coat of ice … Continue reading
Tonight was the night Snow Miser almost broke me, Modern Philosophers. I had out the white flag and was ready to wave it in surrender… Monday did not end up being the jolly, merry, joy to the world day I … Continue reading
Dear Modern Philosopher, I know there are people out there who believe that Christmas is made better if it takes places under Winter Wonderland conditions, but I’m not one of those weirdos. I’ve got a ton of Christmas shopping left … Continue reading