Tag Archives: ice storm

Surviving My Amish Snow Day

Posted on February 8, 2020 by Austin

It snowed for the last two days, Modern Philosophers.  That’s no news flash, as it snows almost every day this time of year. The difference this time, though, was that the snowstorm’s big encore was an ice storm.  The conditions … Continue reading →

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Oh, The Weather Outside Was Frightful!

Posted on December 3, 2014 by Austin

Oh, the weather outside was frightful, So my commute was not delightful, But since I’ve got to go to work, I’ll drive in an ice storm like a jerk…   I was in a good mood when I left The … Continue reading →

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Zomboni: The Frozen Dead

Posted on December 23, 2013 by Austin

Maine Zombies Stuck for two days In an Ice storm. You are Zombonis… The Frozen Dead. Trudging slowly Over the ice, Clearing away The snow From the land Like an undead, Brain craving Zamboni. Does your new Coat of ice … Continue reading →

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The Night Snow Miser Almost Broke Me

Posted on December 23, 2013 by Austin

Tonight was the night Snow Miser almost broke me, Modern Philosophers.  I had out the white flag and was ready to wave it in surrender… Monday did not end up being the jolly, merry, joy to the world day I … Continue reading →

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I Advise You To Ice Up A Glass And Relax

Posted on December 22, 2013 by Austin

Dear Modern Philosopher, I know there are people out there who believe that Christmas is made better if it takes places under Winter Wonderland conditions, but I’m not one of those weirdos. I’ve got a ton of Christmas shopping left … Continue reading →

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The Ice Storm

Posted on December 21, 2013 by Austin

Stormy McBlizzardton & The Accu-Weather Rangers Say an awful Ice storm Is on Its way. The power Might go out. Driving will be Quite dangerous. Apocal-ice now. They warn me To stay inside. Why would I ever leave The House … Continue reading →

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