Tag Archives: ice

182 Days of Terror!

Posted on November 22, 2016 by Austin

Day 53 — After more than seven weeks of purely psychological torment, the horror finally became real!  Woke up to white on the grass, cars, and some of the sidewalk.  It was snowing lightly when I went on my morning … Continue reading →

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U.S. Facing Ice Shortage Due To Popularity Of ALS Bucket Challenge

Posted on August 21, 2014 by Austin

The Environmental Protection Agency and the US Food & Drug Administration held a joint press conference today to announce that the United States was suffering from a serious ice shortage due to the popularity of the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge. … Continue reading →

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God Admits That Harsh Winter Is Meant To Wipe Out Human Race

Posted on January 6, 2014 by Austin

My birthday did not get any better, Modern Philosophers.  After my leaking ceiling and bathroom flood, I also took a hard fall on the ice while walking to my car.  Ouch! When I returned to The House on the Hill … Continue reading →

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Ice, Ice, Baby: The Vanilla Ice Workout

Posted on December 24, 2013 by Austin

Stop, collaborate and listen, Modern Philosophers! It’s Christmas Eve, and I thought I’d add a little rapping to a day of wrapping.  That’s the kinda move I like to bust here at The House on the Hill. If Vanilla Ice … Continue reading →

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The Winter Wonderland Workout

Posted on December 22, 2013 by Austin

I was pretty hard on myself last week, Modern Philosophers, for not keeping up with my workouts.  That changed today. I got in my best workout in over a month, putting in about an hour and a half of cardio … Continue reading →

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