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Imaginary Friends Not Subject To Social Distancing Rules

There was finally some good news from the Coronavirus Task Force today, Modern Philosophers. After careful consideration, it has been decided that imaginary friends are not subject to social distancing rules. “We know people are suffering from loneliness as a … Continue reading

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Are You Dating Your Imaginary Friend?

It’s Saturday night, Modern Philosophers, and since no one loves me or wants to go out with me, I will be spending another Date Night alone at The House on the Hill. I’m not going to let my inability to … Continue reading

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Man Confesses To Being Serial Killer Of Imaginary Friends

Doug Byron walked into Police Headquarters in Downtown Bangor and confessed to eight murders over the past two years.  He then led police to eight shallow graves in the woods near Milford, and turned over journals that detailed how he … Continue reading

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