Tag Archives: impeachment

Sasquatch Thankful For Trump’s Impeachment Hearings

Posted on November 24, 2019 by Austin

With Thanksgiving so close, Modern Philosophers, people are crawling out of the woodwork, or in this case, hiking out of the North Woods, to share that for which they are thankful. Today, I had an unexpected visitor at The House … Continue reading →

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Pelosi Urges Democrats To Peach Trump

Posted on July 29, 2019 by Austin

We live in challenging, bizarre, and fruity times, Modern Philosopher. Case in point would be today’s announcement by Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi that she is urging Democrats to peach President Trump. Yes, you read that correctly.  She wants … Continue reading →

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Trump Declares National Emergency Over Lack Of White House Snacks

Posted on February 16, 2019 by Austin

I knew this was going to happen, Modern Philosophers. Once President Trump broke the seal on declaring a National Emergency in order to get his way, I knew it was just a matter of time before he used it again. … Continue reading →

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How Would Santa Claus Wrap An Impeachment?

Posted on December 8, 2018 by Austin

According to a recent report released by The North Pole Post Office, the number of letters to Santa Claus written by adults has skyrocketed this year, Modern Philosophers. While some deal with requests for fancy cars, expensive jewelry, and the … Continue reading →

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Americans Eager To Celebrate Their Independence…From Trump

Posted on July 1, 2017 by Austin

As Independence Day quickly approaches, Modern Philosophers, a new poll reveals that Americans are more eager than ever to celebrate their freedom. But we’re not talking about independence from Merry Ole England… According to a phone poll conducted by the … Continue reading →

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Mike Pence Is Calling To Assure You He’s Ready

Posted on June 3, 2017 by Austin

If you’re like me, Modern Philosophers, you probably ignore incoming calls if you don’t recognize the number. Well, you might want to rethink that strategy because you could be missing a call from Vice President Mike Pence. According to multiple … Continue reading →

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