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Tag Archives: impeachment
Sasquatch Thankful For Trump’s Impeachment Hearings
With Thanksgiving so close, Modern Philosophers, people are crawling out of the woodwork, or in this case, hiking out of the North Woods, to share that for which they are thankful. Today, I had an unexpected visitor at The House … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor
Tagged Bigfoot, Humor, impeachment, Maine, Modern Philosopher, Politics, sarcasm, Sasquatch, satire, Thanksgiving, Trump
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Pelosi Urges Democrats To Peach Trump
We live in challenging, bizarre, and fruity times, Modern Philosopher. Case in point would be today’s announcement by Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi that she is urging Democrats to peach President Trump. Yes, you read that correctly. She wants … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged Donald Trump, Humor, Impeach Trump, impeachment, Modern Philosopher, Nancy Pelosi, peaches, Politics, sarcasm, satire
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Trump Declares National Emergency Over Lack Of White House Snacks
I knew this was going to happen, Modern Philosophers. Once President Trump broke the seal on declaring a National Emergency in order to get his way, I knew it was just a matter of time before he used it again. … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged border wall, Donald Trump, government, Humor, impeachment, Modern Philosopher, national emergency, Politics, sarcasm, satire, snack foods
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How Would Santa Claus Wrap An Impeachment?
According to a recent report released by The North Pole Post Office, the number of letters to Santa Claus written by adults has skyrocketed this year, Modern Philosophers. While some deal with requests for fancy cars, expensive jewelry, and the … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, Humor, Politics
Tagged Christmas, Donald Trump, Humor, impeachment, letters to Santa, Modern Philosopher, Politics, Robert Mueller, Santa Claus, sarcasm, satire
12 Comments
Americans Eager To Celebrate Their Independence…From Trump
As Independence Day quickly approaches, Modern Philosophers, a new poll reveals that Americans are more eager than ever to celebrate their freedom. But we’re not talking about independence from Merry Ole England… According to a phone poll conducted by the … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged America, Donald Trump, Fourth of July, freedom, Humor, impeachment, Independence Day, Modern Philosopher, Politics, sarcasm, satire
13 Comments
Mike Pence Is Calling To Assure You He’s Ready
If you’re like me, Modern Philosophers, you probably ignore incoming calls if you don’t recognize the number. Well, you might want to rethink that strategy because you could be missing a call from Vice President Mike Pence. According to multiple … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged Donald Trump, Humor, impeachment, Mike Pence, Modern Philosopher, poitics, sarcasm, satire, telephone solicitors, The White House
8 Comments