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Thoughts on a Walk (That Never Happened)

There’s something in the Maine air lately, Modern Philosophers, that’s turned me into an insomniac with a glandular problem. The Republicans can scream at the top of their lungs that Global Warming isn’t a thing, but when I’m sweating my … Continue reading

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Freddy Krueger Admitted To Sleep Lab To Treat Extreme Insomnia

Freddy Krueger, a local custodian and occasional sweater model, was admitted to St. Joseph’s Sleep Lab in Bangor for treatment of extreme insomnia. According to Dr. Rypp Vanwinckel, the head of the hospital’s Sleep Studies Department, Mr. Krueger’s insomnia was … Continue reading

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What’s The Opposite Of Insomnia?

Dear Insomnia, I was going through some old pictures on my laptop, and I found this one of you.  It made me realize that it’s been a long time since you’ve stopped by The House on the Hill unannounced for … Continue reading

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Jump Start Your Brain: Early Birds

It’s Saturday, Modern Philosophers.  I’m thrilled about that, but more than a tad miffed that I’m awake this early.  What in the name of Zeus is up with that? Needless to say, my brain is in a total fog and … Continue reading

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Three Chairs On A Porch: Two Strange Bedfellows & A Sleepwalker

I know I’m ignoring Dr. Jekyll’s advice, Modern Philosophers, but I’ve found another way to deal with my dear friend Insomnia.  I’ve invited her to be a guest on Maine’s favorite talk show set on a front porch. It turns … Continue reading

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Man Metaphorically Punched In The Gut For Singing In The Rain

It was a rough night at The House on the Hill, Modern Philosophers, which has led to my being out on the porch, writing, and watching the pouring rain at 6AM. After my body had its hat handed to it … Continue reading

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The Morning After Walk of Pain, Sponsored By Insomnia

Good morning, Modern Philosophers.  You get treated to a special weekday morning post because my old friend Insomnia decided to visit.  Make sure you thank her. I think it’s time to add a second line to that old saying “No … Continue reading

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