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Tag Archives: inspiration
It Doesn’t Hurt To Just Try
Much like a twelve year old girl, I usually take a selfie after my morning run, Modern Philosophers, and post it on Facebook. There are many reasons for this: The photo offers proof of life, and lets my friends know … Continue reading
Posted in Dating, Fitness, Humor
Tagged Fitness, health, Humor, inspiration, Modern Philosopher, Philosophy, Relationships, sarcasm, satire, self-confidence, writing
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Sweat Kills (And Other Running Myths)
Today was my eleventh consecutive day of work, Modern Philosophers. I may not be Cal Ripken quite yet, but I kept my iron man streak going with an eleven hour work day. When I finally made it home to The … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor
Tagged exercise, health, Humor, inspiration, Love, Modern Philosopher, Relationships, running, sarcasm, satire, self-confidence
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Your Heart Shall Rise Above It All
My Gargoyle finally grew tired of waiting for me to seek out his advice and decided to bring his sage wisdom to me, Modern Philosophers. I heard the unmistakable sound of his claws against the front porch moments after I … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Love
Tagged Gargoyles, heartbreak, hope, Humor, inspiration, life, Love, Modern Philosopher, Relationships, Romance, satire
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Monday Morning Coffee Club: 7/11/16
Happy Monday, Modern Philosophers! I’d usually offer you a coffee for this meeting, but since it is 7/11, perhaps you’d prefer a Slurpee instead. Just let the interns know what flavor, and one of them will have it out to … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Writing
Tagged coffee, Humor, independent movie production, inspiration, Modern Philosopher, Monday, movies, sarcasm, satire, screenwriting, Slurpee
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Giving A Wedgie To My Inner Superhero
Have you ever had one of those moments, Modern Philosophers, when you’re so exhausted that you can’t make it from the car to the house and almost fall asleep in the comfy chair on your front porch? I just had … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Humor, inspiration, life, Modern Philosopher, Philosophy, psychology, Relationships, sarcasm, satire, superhero, Superpowers
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Listen Up, Class of 2016!
I cannot believe it’s been 25 years since I put on a cap and gown, sat in Washington Square Park, and said goodbye to NYU, Modern Philosophers. So much time has passed since my graduation, and yet, I’m still not … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged advice, Class of 2016, College, commencement speech, graduation, Humor, inspiration, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire, The Good Men Project
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Not Tonight, My Dear
“We aren’t you writing?” The Muse asked nervously as she glided into the room, her beautiful face masked with worry over the sight of me without my trusty laptop. “I don’t think I’m going to do that tonight,” I replied … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Love, Philosophy, Writing
Tagged dark clouds, depression, Humor, inspiration, mental health, Modern Philosopher, muse, sarcasm, satire, short story, writing
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