Tag Archives: introverts

The Ghost of Christmas Cable

Posted on December 12, 2021 by Austin

“I thought technology was supposed to make our life simpler,” Aaron complained with a heavy sigh. “That is what we were programmed to believe by our Robot Overlords,” Holly replied.  “Have you been told otherwise?” She chuckled at her own … Continue reading →

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Thankful For What?

Posted on November 22, 2021 by Austin

This couple knocked on my door tonight. They were dressed as Pilgrims.  Full blown first Thanksgiving kind of garb.  The guy had a clipboard, the woman just offered a smile. I’d normally tell strangers to get the hell off my … Continue reading →

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Is It Safer Under The Covers?

Posted on April 13, 2020 by Austin

The word on the street, Modern Philosophers, is that you shouldn’t be out on the street. It’s Day Infinity Plus One of the Stay at Home, Shelter in Place, Everyone Unleash Your Inner Introvert Order to help combat the spread … Continue reading →

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Social Distancing Is My Jam

Posted on March 14, 2020 by Austin

This Coronavirus/Covid 19 Pandemic makes for anxious times, Modern Philosophers, but if you are an introvert, you should already be well prepared. Introverts have been training their whole lives for something like this.  We never quite knew why, but we … Continue reading →

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Another Benefit Of Being An Introvert

Posted on March 5, 2020 by Austin

People often try to convince me that being an introvert is a bad thing, Modern Philosophers. Truth be told, I never listen to them.  I just lock myself inside the secure basement bunker of The House on the Hill, where … Continue reading →

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No Suits For You!

Posted on February 15, 2020 by Austin

A friend recently asked if I had a suit for an upcoming function, Modern Philosophers. First off, I told her, I don’t do functions. I’m a devout Introvert, and I take the Commandments quite seriously… Thou shalt not go out … Continue reading →

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Keep Your Promises!

Posted on October 20, 2019 by Austin

One of the quickest ways to send me crawling back into my introvert’s shell, Modern Philosophers, is by breaking a promise to me. I don’t trust easily, so when you betray my trust by going back on your word, I … Continue reading →

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Even Introverts Need Fresh Air

Posted on June 8, 2019 by Austin

Someone asked me the other day, Modern Philosophers, how I’m able to go out for runs if I’m an introvert. I gave him that funny look I give to more people than I should have to, and explained that “introvert” … Continue reading →

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Back Among The Living

Posted on January 26, 2019 by Austin

I do not make a secret of the fact that I am an introvert, Modern Philosophers. I prefer to lock myself away from the world by choice, not because some renegade germs tell me I cannot frolic with the masses. … Continue reading →

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The People I Meet On My Runs

Posted on November 3, 2018 by Austin

Getting back into shape wasn’t the only reason I took up running, Modern Philosophers. I was hoping it would make me more social and help me to meet new people.  I have no problem diagnosing myself as a socially awkward … Continue reading →

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