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Tag Archives: introverts
Is It Safer Under The Covers?
The word on the street, Modern Philosophers, is that you shouldn’t be out on the street. It’s Day Infinity Plus One of the Stay at Home, Shelter in Place, Everyone Unleash Your Inner Introvert Order to help combat the spread … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged coronavirus, Covid 19, Humor, introverts, isolation, loneliness, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, social distancing, stay at home
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Social Distancing Is My Jam
This Coronavirus/Covid 19 Pandemic makes for anxious times, Modern Philosophers, but if you are an introvert, you should already be well prepared. Introverts have been training their whole lives for something like this. We never quite knew why, but we … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged coronavirus, Covid 19, health, Humor, introverts, Modern Philosopher, pandemic, Sarcasm, satire, social distancing
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Another Benefit Of Being An Introvert
People often try to convince me that being an introvert is a bad thing, Modern Philosophers. Truth be told, I never listen to them. I just lock myself inside the secure basement bunker of The House on the Hill, where … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged coronavirus, health, Humor, introverts, life, Modern Philosopher, pandemic, quarantine, Sarcasm, satire
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No Suits For You!
A friend recently asked if I had a suit for an upcoming function, Modern Philosophers. First off, I told her, I don’t do functions. I’m a devout Introvert, and I take the Commandments quite seriously… Thou shalt not go out … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged fashion, Humor, introverts, life, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire, style, suits, The Nite Show
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Keep Your Promises!
One of the quickest ways to send me crawling back into my introvert’s shell, Modern Philosophers, is by breaking a promise to me. I don’t trust easily, so when you betray my trust by going back on your word, I … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Love
Tagged broken vows, Humor, introverts, keeping your word, life, Modern Philosopher, promises, Relationships, sarcasm, satire, trust
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Even Introverts Need Fresh Air
Someone asked me the other day, Modern Philosophers, how I’m able to go out for runs if I’m an introvert. I gave him that funny look I give to more people than I should have to, and explained that “introvert” … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged fresh air, Humor, introverts, life, Maine, Modern Philosopher, photography, River Walk, sarcasm, satire, Yankees Twitter
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Back Among The Living
I do not make a secret of the fact that I am an introvert, Modern Philosophers. I prefer to lock myself away from the world by choice, not because some renegade germs tell me I cannot frolic with the masses. … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor
Tagged feeling better, Fitness, health, Humor, introverts, life, Modern Philosopher, running, sarcasm, satire, the flu
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The People I Meet On My Runs
Getting back into shape wasn’t the only reason I took up running, Modern Philosophers. I was hoping it would make me more social and help me to meet new people. I have no problem diagnosing myself as a socially awkward … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor
Tagged dating, Fitness, health, Humor, introverts, meeting new people, Modern Philosopher, running, sarcasm, satire, socializing
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What Are You Doing This Weekend?
Every so often, Modern Philosophers, I get bored with being a quirky, reclusive, introvert, so I put on my social butterfly costume and mingle with other people. This generally leads to my being asked the inevitable… What are you doing … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Humor, introverts, life, Modern Philosopher, party people, Relationships, sarcasm, satire, social interaction, Weekend, weekend plans
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Lost In My Thoughts On A Walk
How’s it going, Modern Philosophers? This is one of those nights when I absolutely need to write, but I’m mentally exhausted and physically drained, so I’m not in the most creative mood. Plus, I think I sweated out all my … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged cats, Humor, introverts, life, Modern Philosopher, Relationships, sarcasm, satire, self-reflection, Thoughts on a Walk
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