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Monday Invades Tuesday; Rest Of Week Prepares For War

If Monday felt a little longer than normal this week, Modern Philosophers, there’s a very good reason for it… After weeks of “war games” and “troop exercises” near the border it shares with Tuesday, Monday finally ordered several platoons to … Continue reading

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Panicked French Citizens Cower From Bastille Day Fireworks

Absolute panic broke out all over France tonight, Modern Philosophers, as French citizens ran for cover from what they believed to be an aerial bombardment. Streets quickly emptied.  Buildings were shuttered.  All of France seemingly rushed underground at the same … Continue reading

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