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Trump Has Made Me A Coal Mining Millionaire!
I have a confession to make, Modern Philosophers. It’s almost Christmas, and I don’t want to keep lying to you, and risk ending up on Santa’s Naughty List. You see, thing is… I don’t hate Donald Trump as much as … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, Holidays, Humor, Philosophy, Politics
Tagged Christmas, Christmas stocking, coal, Donald Trump, finance, Humor, investing, Modern Philosopher, Santa Claus, sarcasm, satire
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Financial Wizard Helps Leprechauns Diversify Their Portfolios
A nondescript sign stating “CPA” hangs outside the window of the meager office above a bookstore in downtown Bangor, Modern Philosophers. The bookstore is owned by Ana, my dear Vampire friend. The building is diagonally across the street from Three … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged finances, Humor, investing, leprechauns, Modern Philosopher, money, pot o' gold, Sarcasm, satire, St Patricks' Day, wizard
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