Tag Archives: Ireland

Bloody Hell, Ireland!

“I truly can’t believe what I witnessed here today,” The Devil said in a flabbergasted tone as he anxiously paced across the living room.  “If I hadn’t seen it with my own two eyes, I’d refuse to accept that it … Continue reading

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How To Tell If Your Date Is Genuinely Irish

St. Patrick’s Day is approaching, Modern Philosophers, and some of you must long to have gorgeous Irish eyes smiling at you on that holiday. At the very least, you’re hoping that the Luck of the Irish will help you to … Continue reading

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Bedeviled By Love

When I’m writing, I sometimes lose track of time, my surroundings, and pretty much anything else except for the story I’m putting down on the page. That was how The Devil was able to sneak up behind me and check … Continue reading

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The Devil Delivers For You

“When exactly did you take over control of the United States Postal Service?” I demanded of my visitor the second he entered my living room. “Clearly, you have me confused with someone else,” The Devil replied without breaking stride.  “I’m … Continue reading

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You’re So Cheeky!

“You’re so cheeky!” Is a Turn of phrase I hear Quite frequently, Now that I’m dating A Sweet Irish Girl. When she says it, She’s not Giving out, Even though It might sound Like she is. She’s simply Having the … Continue reading

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Did You Know Today Is St. Stephen’s Day?

Happy St. Stephen’s Day, Modern Philosophers! And don’t try to impress me by telling me that you knew it was St. Stephen’s Day. I will admit that as an American who loves late night television, I assumed St. Stephen’s Day … Continue reading

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My Girlfriend’s Obsession With The Late Late Toy Show

One of the grand and lovely things about having a Sweet Irish Girlfriend is learning about her customs and traditions. For example, it is customary for her to say things in a very odd manner and then expect this dorky … Continue reading

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How To Speak Irish Like You Were Raised By A Leprechaun

One of the really fun things about spending time with and getting to know someone from another country is learning all the interesting quirks about her language. One would think that The Sweet Irish Girl would speak English properly since … Continue reading

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Targeting Irish Mallrats

Mallrats, even though it is directed by Kevin Smith, is not one of my favorite films, Modern Philosophers. Perhaps it’s because Smith got too big budget and commercial right after his super indie, micro budget film Clerks. Or maybe it’s … Continue reading

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The Irish Rose Is En Route To The Vase

“The Irish Rose is en route to the vase.  I repeat, the Irish Rose is en route to the vase.  Over.” “Toga Boy acknowledges that the Irish Rose is being delivered.  Over and out.” I replied to Seamus’ ridiculously coded … Continue reading

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