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Tag Archives: Irish
St Patrick Vows To Drive Trump Out Of The White House
Happy St. Patrick’s Day, Modern Philosophers! There’s even more reason to celebrate the most Irish day on American calendars this year. For the first time since the Electoral College installed Donald Trump as President, there’s reason for Americans to believe … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged Donald Trump, Happy St Patrick's Day, Humor, Irish, Modern Philosopher, Politics, sarcasm, satire, St Patrick, St Patricks' Day
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Dating Tips For St Patrick’s Day
St. Patrick’s Day falls on a Saturday this year, Modern Philosophers, so I wanted to share some dating tips for those of you hoping to make Irish eyes smile that night. Keep in mind, I am half Irish and used … Continue reading
Posted in Dating, Humor
Tagged advice, dating tips, Humor, Irish, life hacks, Modern Philosopher, Relationships, sarcasm, satire, St Patricks' Day
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St Patrick Vows To Drive Snakes Out Of The White House
Forever poised to keep both Irish and American eyes smiling on the holiday that bears his name, St. Patrick held a press conference today outside of the NYC cathedral named after him to make a huge announcement, Modern Philosophers. “It … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged Humor, Irish, Modern Philosopher, Politics, President Trump, sarcasm, satire, Snakes, St Patrick, St Patricks' Day, The White House
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How To Date Like A Leprechaun
It’s almost St. Patrick’s Day, Modern Philosophers, and if you want to enjoy the Luck of the Irish in the dating world, you should probably follow these dating tips written with the holiday in mind. As we all know, successful … Continue reading
Posted in Dating, Humor
Tagged dating tips, how to find love, Humor, Irish, leprechauns, life hacks, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire, St Patricks' Day, When Irish eyes are smiling
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How Does Trump’s Travel Ban Affect Leprechauns?
St. Patrick’s Day is quickly approaching, Modern Philosophers, and the question on the mind of most Americans is: How does Trump’s travel ban affect Leprechauns? Let’s face it…it’s not really St. Patrick’s Day if Leprechauns aren’t running wild through the … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Politics
Tagged Homeland Security, Humor, Irish, leprechauns, Modern Philosopher, Politics, President Trump, sarcasm, satire, St Patricks' Day, Trump's Travel Ban
20 Comments
How To Tell If Your Date Is Genuinely Irish
St. Patrick’s Day is approaching, Modern Philosophers, and some of you must long to have gorgeous Irish eyes smiling at you on that holiday. At the very least, you’re hoping that the Luck of the Irish will help you to … Continue reading
Posted in Dating, Holidays, Humor, Love
Tagged dating tips, girlfriend, Humor, Ireland, Irish, Love, Modern Philosopher, Relationships, sarcasm, satire, St Patricks' Day
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A Walk Across The Bridge To The End Of The Rainbow
Over the last few months, Modern Philosophers, I’ve kept you entertained by writing posts about my failed attempts at dating. Usually, there would be a post, accompanied by photos, of my walk across the bridge to meet someone who I … Continue reading
Posted in Dating, Humor, Love, Philosophy
Tagged going for a drink, Humor, Irish, life, lunch date, Modern Philosopher, photos, pub, Relationships, Sarcasm, satire
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An Early, Extremely Happy Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving is usually a quiet time at The House on the Hill, Modern Philosophers. Sure there are always Otherworldly Beings roaming around the place, but they don’t really understand the holiday. They just think it’s an excuse to eat and … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Love, Philosophy
Tagged Cooking, dating, food, Humor, Irish, life, Modern Philosopher, Relationships, Sarcasm, satire, Thanksgiving
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How To Speak Irish Like You Were Raised By A Leprechaun
One of the really fun things about spending time with and getting to know someone from another country is learning all the interesting quirks about her language. One would think that The Sweet Irish Girl would speak English properly since … Continue reading
Posted in Dating, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Gaelic, Humor, international relations, Ireland, Irish, languages, life, Modern Philosopher, Relationships, Sarcasm, satire
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