Tag Archives: irony

No, It Isn’t Ironic

“I’ve decided it’s time for a new personal philosopher/mantra,” Aaron announced after he took a sip of his Snapple. It was Sunday, and per usual, the best friends were seated on their favorite bench next to the river.  It was … Continue reading

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The Snowman Diet

Hey, Mr. Snowman! Do you mind If I say You are Looking Really good Lately? I remember You used To be So obese, And I worried About your Health. Lately, though, I can’t help But notice That you’ve Dropped A … Continue reading

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Store Loses Broken Heart Brought In For Repair

A Brewer man, who asked to remain anonymous, dropped off his broken heart for repair at a local shop (which shall remain nameless because they threatened to sue me if I mentioned the name), and when he returned to pick … Continue reading

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