Tag Archives: IRS

Show Me The Money, Uncle Sam!

Posted on February 15, 2018 by Austin

Today was my annual trip to Bangor Public Library to have my taxes done, Modern Philosophers. I like getting as much money back as possible when I file my taxes, which means I want to get them done for free.  … Continue reading →

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I Caught The Tax Man Checking Out My Assets

Posted on February 18, 2016 by Austin

Happy Writer’s Day, Modern Philosophers! As you know, Writer’s Day is the holiday I created to celebrate the fact that I am a writer, that I work very hard at my craft, and that being a writer is awesome! Writer’s … Continue reading →

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IRS: Cut The $@#&, We Know You Cheated On Your Taxes!

Posted on April 15, 2015 by Austin

You’re busted, Modern Philosophers. That incessant pounding on your front door is probably agents of the IRS coming to have a little chat about this year’s tax return. You did remember to file your taxes, right?  It is April 15. … Continue reading →

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IRS To Crackdown On Scofflaw Lemonade Stand Operators

Posted on April 15, 2015 by Austin

Originally posted on The Return of the Modern Philosopher:
As this heatwave continues to leave the United States a sweaty, dehydrated mess, agents of the IRS have somehow found the energy to go after a new kind of tax cheat……

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IRS To Crackdown On Scofflaw Lemonade Stand Operators

Posted on July 22, 2014 by Austin

As this heatwave continues to leave the United States a sweaty, dehydrated mess, agents of the IRS have somehow found the energy to go after a new kind of tax cheat… Lemonade Stand Operators! That’s right, Modern Philosophers…those big meanies … Continue reading →

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