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Tag Archives: isolation
When Loneliness Affects Your Self Worth
I make a lot of mistakes, Modern Philosophers. When they are pointed out to me, I get super embarrassed and then vow to never make them again so I don’t have to experience such humiliation in the future. I know … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged introvert, isolation, life, loneliness, mental health, Modern Philosopher, Philosophy, Sarcasm, satire
13 Comments
Will We Become A Feral Society?
Sometimes I say something as a joke, Modern Philosophers, but after I give it some thought, I realize that there’s a serious idea protruding from the humor. The other day, I was texting a friend, and I said something like … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged coronavirus, Covid 19, Humor, isolation, Modern Philosopher, pandemic, reopening the country, Sarcasm, satire, social distancing, stay at home
15 Comments
Two Weeks Since I Ventured Out Into Civilization
It’s been two weeks since my harrowing adventure to the grocery store, Modern Philosophers, and I just thought I’d check on how civilization has been doing since I last went out for a visit. Sure, I’ve been out for runs … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged coronavirus, Covid 19, Gilmore Girls, Humor, isolation, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, social distancing, stay at home, The Office
14 Comments
My One Man Comedy Show
Entertainment is hard to come by lately, Modern Philosophers, now that 99% of my day takes place at The House on the Hill as I stay home and practice social distancing. Thankfully, I have an amazing comedy routine that keeps … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged coronavirus, Covid 19, Humor, isolation, Modern Philosopher, Pandemic Groundhog Day, putting out the garbage, Sarcasm, satire, social distancing, stay at home
8 Comments
Is It Safer Under The Covers?
The word on the street, Modern Philosophers, is that you shouldn’t be out on the street. It’s Day Infinity Plus One of the Stay at Home, Shelter in Place, Everyone Unleash Your Inner Introvert Order to help combat the spread … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged coronavirus, Covid 19, Humor, introverts, isolation, loneliness, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, social distancing, stay at home
7 Comments
Formal Friday Will Return Order To The Chaos
If clothes truly do make the man, Modern Philosophers, then I’m afraid to find out exactly what I’ve created here during this extended period of isolation. The governor’s stay at home order has turned me into something the fashionistas might … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged coronavirus, Covid 19, fashion, Humor, isolation, Mad Men, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, social distancing, stay at home order
2 Comments
Stay At Home Easter Egg Hunts Will Sharpen Your Memory
I don’t know about you, Modern Philosophers, but things are getting a little foggy up in my brainy gray matter. I blame it on the severe isolation brought about by the governor’s stay at home order, which has made all … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor
Tagged coronavirus, Covid 19, Easter, Easter Egg Hunt, Humor, isolation, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, social distancing, stay at home
8 Comments
Rename The Rooms Of Your House To Fight Cabin Fever
There was some recent polling done at The House on the Hill, Modern Philosophers, and residents were asked if they were slowly descending into madness from being isolated due to the Coronavirus outbreak. A startling 100% of respondents answered in … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged advice, cabin fever, coronavirus, Covid 19, Humor, isolation, mental health, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, social distancing
7 Comments
Social Distancing Doesn’t Have To Mean Antisocial
As much as I embrace all the perks of the Introvert Lifestyle, Modern Philosophers, I know it is not for everyone. This time of extended social distancing brought about by the spread of the Coronavirus must be difficult for those … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged being social, coronavirus, Covid 19, Humor, isolation, mental health, Modern Philosopher, reach out, Sarcasm, satire, social distancing
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