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Trumpkins Are A Halloween Smash

October is Halloween Season, Modern Philosophers, and Otherworldly Beings from this world and others are flocking to Maine in record numbers to celebrate their favorite holiday. The All Hallows Society, Maine’s top secret, ultra powerful  organization that oversees all activities … Continue reading

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Scientists Downgrade The Great Pumpkin To Good

Halloween Season is in full swing in Maine, Modern Philosophers, and we’ve just had our first controversy. The same scientists that downgraded Pluto from a planet to whatever the hell it is now, have decided to trick, rather than treat … Continue reading

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Lighting Of Giant Jack O’ Lanterns Kicks Off Halloween Season In Maine!

At the stroke of midnight, Modern Philosophers, Halloween Season officially began in Maine. As always, the state’s busiest month of tourism kicked off with the simultaneous lighting of giant Jack O’ Lanterns in Portland and Bangor. In Portland, the giant … Continue reading

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