Tag Archives: Jeb Bush

Kinder, Simpler, Bushier Days

Posted on February 28, 2017 by Austin

I miss The days, Not so Long ago, When we Could laugh About Jeb Bush. We all knew Jeb Would never Carry on The family business, But it Was fun To watch Him try To find A way To sneak … Continue reading →

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WWJD: What Would Jeb Do?

Posted on July 24, 2016 by Austin

I made an executive decision this morning, Modern Philosophers, that Sunday was going to be a day of rest. I know I’m not the first to come up with this catchy slogan for Sunday, but I’m talking in a personal … Continue reading →

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Republicans Debate For The Right To Be Your Valentine

Posted on February 13, 2016 by Austin

It’s the night before Valentine’s Day, Modern Philosophers, and the Republican Presidential Candidates are going to show you how much they love you. In hopes of being your Valentine, the Republicans are getting together for an old school debate to … Continue reading →

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The First Order Endorses Jeb Bush For President

Posted on January 23, 2016 by Austin

In a move that caught many political pundits off guard, the intergalactic military power known as The First Order announced that it is endorsing Jeb Bush in the 2016 Presidential Election. In a prepared statement distributed to the press, Supreme … Continue reading →

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Times Square To Drop Jeb Bush Instead Of Ball On New Year’s Eve

Posted on December 30, 2015 by Austin

In what many see as a last ditch effort to win the attention of American voters, Jeb Bush has arranged to become the centerpiece of the traditional New Year’s Eve Ball Drop in Times Square, Modern Philosophers. The giant lighted … Continue reading →

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Republicans Host “A Christmas Story” Debate On Christmas Eve

Posted on December 24, 2015 by Austin

Santa Claus has brought a surprise Christmas Eve present for fans of politics, Republicans, and “A Christmas Story”. Tonight, the Republican Presidential candidates who were able to get out of their Christmas Eve commitments, will gather in Hollywood for a … Continue reading →

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Which Presidential Hopeful Would You Invite To Thanksgiving?

Posted on November 25, 2015 by Austin

I don’t know about you, Modern Philosophers, but I have been swamped with requests from the 2016 Presidential Hopefuls to attend Thanksgiving dinner at The House on the Hill. It has nothing to do with my cooking (in)ability, but rather … Continue reading →

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Doc Brown Vows To Hide His DeLorean From Jeb Bush

Posted on November 10, 2015 by Austin

“Great Scott, Austin, did you hear what Jeb Bush said about time traveling to kill Baby Hitler?” Doc Brown shouted as he burst through the front door of The House on the Hill.  “It’s nut jobs like him that have … Continue reading →

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Jeb Bush Insists He Is Still Running For President!

Posted on November 6, 2015 by Austin

It’s one thing to accuse a Presidential candidate of being a prank caller, Modern Philosophers. It’s an entirely different thing to tell that “prank caller” that he dropped out of the 2016 Presidential Race months ago. It was a Major … Continue reading →

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