Tag Archives: Jedi Mind Trick

Run When Ya Don’t Wanna

I’m going to share some sage advice, Modern Philosophers, and I’d like you to ignore the poor grammar… Run when ya don’t wanna. Three days this week, I woke up early from my air conditioned induced slumber, to run before … Continue reading

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The Jedi Lawn Trick

“If you were to wake up tomorrow morning to discover that you had suddenly and mysteriously been blessed with Jedi powers, what’s the first thing you would do?” The Devil asked as he put down the Sunday edition of the … Continue reading

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The Jedi Retail Mind Trick

“These are definitely the Star Wars shirts you are looking for!” — Young Ben Kenobi, Men’s Department Associate Everyone knows that the Jedi Mind Trick is a powerful weapon, Modern Philosophers, but few people realize that it is the Jedi … Continue reading

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How My Girlfriend Used The Jedi Mind Trick On Me From Switzerland

My Sweet Irish Girlfriend claims to have never seen any of the Star Wars films, Modern Philosophers. I tell her all the time that she is lucky she is so pretty, which allows me to overlook this otherwise fatal flaw. … Continue reading

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How To Properly Use The Jedi Mind Trick On A Date

Star Wars Day is the perfect time to share some dating tips that involve the use of the Jedi Mind Trick, Modern Philosophers. I have been training and researching this topic for months, and then went on several dates to … Continue reading

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