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Tag Archives: Jedi Mind Trick
Run When Ya Don’t Wanna
I’m going to share some sage advice, Modern Philosophers, and I’d like you to ignore the poor grammar… Run when ya don’t wanna. Three days this week, I woke up early from my air conditioned induced slumber, to run before … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor
Tagged Fitness, health, Humor, Jedi Mind Trick, life, Modern Philosopher, motivation, overcoming obstacles, running, sarcasm, satire
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The Jedi Lawn Trick
“If you were to wake up tomorrow morning to discover that you had suddenly and mysteriously been blessed with Jedi powers, what’s the first thing you would do?” The Devil asked as he put down the Sunday edition of the … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Writing
Tagged Daisy Ridley, Humor, Jedi Mind Trick, Modern Philosopher, Rey, sarcasm, satire, short story, Star Wars, Sundays With Satan Short Story Series, The Devil
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The Jedi Retail Mind Trick
“These are definitely the Star Wars shirts you are looking for!” — Young Ben Kenobi, Men’s Department Associate Everyone knows that the Jedi Mind Trick is a powerful weapon, Modern Philosophers, but few people realize that it is the Jedi … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged advertising, fan boy, fashion, Humor, Jedi, Jedi Mind Trick, Modern Philosopher, movies, sarcasm, satire, Star Wars
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How My Girlfriend Used The Jedi Mind Trick On Me From Switzerland
My Sweet Irish Girlfriend claims to have never seen any of the Star Wars films, Modern Philosophers. I tell her all the time that she is lucky she is so pretty, which allows me to overlook this otherwise fatal flaw. … Continue reading
Posted in Dating, Fitness, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged girlfriend, Humor, Jedi Mind Trick, Love, Modern Philosopher, running, sarcasm, satire, Star Wars, Switzerland, The Force Awakens
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How To Properly Use The Jedi Mind Trick On A Date
Star Wars Day is the perfect time to share some dating tips that involve the use of the Jedi Mind Trick, Modern Philosophers. I have been training and researching this topic for months, and then went on several dates to … Continue reading
Posted in Dating, Humor, Love, Philosophy
Tagged dating, dating tips, Humor, Jedi Mind Trick, Modern Philosopher, Relationships, Sarcasm, satire, Star Wars, Star Wars Day, The Force
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