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When it finally stopped raining, I went up to the roof to spend some quality time with Gary the Gargoyle. November is a rough month for Gary because it’s when his beautiful Mermaid bride heads south for warmer waters. I … Continue reading
A Stormtrooper wandered into a bar after a rough day on the Death Star. He had just worked a double shift, his squad commander had been a hard ass, and his girlfriend was giving him hell because he never spent … Continue reading