Tag Archives: Jedi

Conversation With A Gargoyle Have I

When it finally stopped raining, I went up to the roof to spend some quality time with Gary the Gargoyle. November is a rough month for Gary because it’s when his beautiful Mermaid bride heads south for warmer waters.  I … Continue reading

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Might The Fours Be With You?

A Stormtrooper wandered into a bar after a rough day on the Death Star.  He had just worked a double shift, his squad commander had been a hard ass, and his girlfriend was giving him hell because he never spent … Continue reading

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What If Darth Vader Had Been My Father?

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, Luke Skywalker found out, in not the greatest of ways, that he should have been buying Father’s Day gifts all along. Sometimes, when I can’t sleep, I sit up in … Continue reading

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