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Tag Archives: Jesus
Is That Jesus In The Easter Bunny Costume?
Like most Americans, Modern Philosophers, I don’t listen to much British talk radio. Not only is the distance a problem, but I also prefer not to be bored to death when I crank up the old wireless. Every once in … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor Tagged British talk radio, Easter, Easter Bunny, Humor, is the Easter Bunny real, Jesus, Modern Philosopher, Religion, Santa Claus, sarcasm, satire 8 Comments
My Top 5 Things About Easter
Happy Easter Eve, Modern Philosophers! Some of you religious scholars might refer to it as Holy Saturday, but at The House on the Hill, where things are so much more laid back, it’s simply Easter Eve. It’s been a while … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy Tagged candy, Easter, Easter Bunny, Humor, Jesus, Modern Philosopher, My Top 5, peeps, Sarcasm, satire, Zombies 28 Comments
Try To Make It More Than Just A Good Friday…
It’s Good Friday, Modern Philosophers! That doesn’t mean you just have to settle for a good Friday, though. Why not see if you can make it a great one? It’s Friday, after all. The weekend is finally here. It’s supposed … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy Tagged Easter, Friday, Good Friday, Humor, Jesus, Modern Philosopher, Pope Francis, Religion, Sarcasm, satire, Weekend 11 Comments
Good Friday Debate: Does Easter Celebrate The Zombie Life???
Happy Good Friday, Modern Philosophers! As is tradition, several close friends and fellow Modern Philosophers have gathered at The House on the Hill to engage in our annual Good Friday Debate. There is great food, intoxicating beverages, live music, and … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy Tagged Easter, Good Friday, Humor, Jesus, Modern Philosopher, Religion, Sarcasm, satire, Zombies 22 Comments
Pope Turns Vatican Into North Pole For Jesus’ Birthday Bash
Merry Christmas Eve, Modern Philosophers! I am hitching a ride on an Alien Star Cruiser so that I can get to Vatican City in time for the festivities. The Partying Pontiff is at it again! To celebrate his first Christmas … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, Holidays, Humor, Philosophy Tagged birthday, Christmas, Humor, Jesus, North Pole, Pope Francis, Santa Claus, Sarcasm, satire, Vatican 2 Comments
Three Wise Men Still Waiting For Thank You From Jesus
Over 2,000 years later, the Three Wise Men are still waiting for a thank you card from Jesus for the gifts of gold, frankincense, and myrrh that they presented Him with on the First Christmas. “We understood that He was … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, Holidays, Humor, Philosophy Tagged Christmas, frankincense, gold, Humor, Jesus, Modern Philosopher, Myrrh, Sarcasm, satire, Thank you, Three Wise Men 30 Comments
Zombies Ask: We Rose From The Dead, Too, So Where’s Our Holiday?
The Zombie social networking site, Zom-Be Friends, has been alive with chatter today about the Easter holiday and the eternal question as to whether or not Jesus was the first Zombie. Zombies are understandably upset about the fact that they … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy Tagged Comedy, Easter, Humor, Jesus, Modern Philosopher, satire, The Walking Dead, Zombie Jesus, Zombies 49 Comments